Guy: So, while I was away on my mission, Lee was so desperate for practice he decided to open his own dojo in order to train himself. I have taught my pupil well. I, Might Guy, am both moved and impressed.
Naruto: The problem is not a single challenger from a rival dojo has shown up to fight him.
Guy: Huh? How dare the other dojos treat him like this! Lee's hopes and dreams unrealized! I'll hunt down all those cowards and I won't go easy on them!
Naruto: But... Uh... If you do, won't that leave even fewer folks to spar with him?
Guy: Huh? Gosh darn it, you're right! What do I do?