(Sakura bangs on a pot to wake Naruto up)
Naruto: Oh, hey Sakura. Umm... Question: Where am I? And how the heck did I wind up lying in bed? Wait, I know! Kurenai-sensei got stabbed and my heart was pulled out of my chest! Nah, that's not it. Where's that girl? You know, Yakumo.
Sakura: (Sighs) You don't remember any of it, do you? You got caught breaking into a safe house in the mountains, you idiot!