Nash Bridges Season 3 Episode 10

Tamara: You know he doesn't mean anything to me.
Nash: Does anybody?
Tamara: You do. (Nash gives her a look)

(Nash comes home to see all these people and animals in his house for the commercial)
Nash: Hold it! What the hell is going on here?
Joe: Hey, Nashman. It's not really what it looks like. Uh, it's, um...
Nash: You told me a few people in black tie. You said nothing about Marachis and chickens.
Joe: I didn't mention chickens?
Nash: No, no, you didn't mention anything about chickens.
Joe: Marco's vision just kept growing and growing. (Nash turns to see Marco with a camera in his face)
Nash: M-Marco's gonna lose his vision if he doesn't get that camera outta my face. (he moves the camera) Now... (turns around to see a llama) What does a llama have to do with salsa?
Marco: It's a metaphor.
Joe: Yeah.
Marco: You wouldn't understand.
Nash: I wouldn't understand. Well, why don't you explain it to me? Oh, no, no wait, don't explain it to me, cause I don't wanna know. Now--
Joe: Nash, just come over here.
Nash: No, no.
Joe: And just try the salsa, come on it'll make everything worth it.
Nash: Joe.
Joe: Just try it.
Nash: Okay, I try the salsa and everybody leaves right?
Joe: Yeah.
Nash: Perfect. (he trys the salsa and grits his teeth to talk to Joe) Oh, not bad, really good. Everybody goes now right? Bye.

Joe: Hey, Nashman.
Nash: No.
Joe: What do you mean "no"? You haven't even heard the question yet.
Nash: That's the beauty of it. I already know the answer. (laughs)
Joe: I need some place to do this commercial you know, and your apartment would be perfect.
Nash: I have an idea... no. (Nash gets up, Joe follows him)
Joe: The production is very small, man. We'd be there 2 hours, max. You wouldn't even know we were there.
Nash: Exactly. You won't be there.
Joe: Nashman, I'm not a young man here and if it was just my financial future at stake I wouldn't even ask you-- But it's, it's Lucia.
Nash: Bubba, I love you like a brother. Hell, you are my brother. But everytime we go down this road together, I end up in a ditch. No.
Joe: Okay, that's it. No commercial, no name recongination. Loco Joe's goes belly up. I knew it was too good to last. (Harvey walks over to Nash's desk laughing)
Nash (to Harvey): Did you hear that? (Joe sits at his desk and sulks)
Harvey: Shameless.
Nash: He put every tactic he knows all in one move. Unbeileveable. (Nash walks over and puts the keys on his desk, Joe stops sulking and smiles) You get one drop of salsa on my pool table, I kill you.
Joe: I love you Nash Bridges. (Joe pretends to kiss Nash's cheek)
Nash: No, no don't do that they talk about us already.

Tamara: You lost your sense of humor.
Nash: Only when it comes to you.