Nash Bridges

Season 5 Episode 9


Aired Friday 10:00 PM Nov 26, 1999 on CBS
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The SIU try and track down a psychotic man who kills people who are on their cellphones, as he believes they are out to get him. Nash and Joe take an off duty case of a ventriloquist who has been receiving threats against his dummy. Joe keeps having erotic dreams about Caitlin. While suspended from the SIU, Evan works as a bartender.


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    Yeardley Smith

    Yeardley Smith

    Stevie Strong

    Guest Star

    Dan Castellaneta

    Dan Castellaneta

    Eddie Day

    Guest Star

    Willie Garson

    Willie Garson

    Leonard Voss

    Guest Star

    Ronald Russell

    Ronald Russell

    Officer Ronnie

    Recurring Role

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      • (Nash is dreaming that Joe and Caitlin are in bed together. Joe rolls over to find Nash staring at him. Nash wakes up)
        Nash: My god. What a nightmare. (he lays back down and takes Caitlin's hand and covers it over his eyes)

      • Caitlin: Nash? What's up with Joe? He seems a little tense.
        Nash: Well, let's just say that it's been a little difficult for him since Inger and Lucia have been away. Let's leave it at that.
        Caitlin: Well, I'm sorry to say that, you don't seem to be very concerned. Nash, the guy's your best friend, maybe you should have him over for dinner.
        Nash: Caitlin, he'll be fine.
        Caitlin: You know this whole stoic-male thing is really just like you, you know, repressing one's feelings does not make them go away. You know that. Sometime's it makes them worse. Look, I think the best thing that you can do for him is, um... maybe listen to what is on his mind.
        Nash: I apperciate your sentimates, darlin', but trust me on this one, he'll be a lot better off if we just give him his space. (kisses her) You're beautiful. (walks away, Cailtin walks over to Joe's desk)
        Joe: Oh, hey Caitlin, what's goin' on?
        Caitlin: Joe, Nash told me what's been going on with you.
        Joe: Oh, really. I'm sorry, it's really embarrassing.
        Caitlin: Joe, it's okay. Believe me, I've been there too.
        Joe: Really? You mean that uh...
        Caitlin: Yeah. You know, you don't have to be embarrassed. I mean, sometimes it even helps to talk about it.
        Joe: Really? Okay. Uh... Well, the one last, the one where you ripped off my pants and belt in one move, man, that was great--
        Caitlin: Excuse me?
        Joe: And the lingerie that you were waering, or not really wearing... Do you really have muscles in your thighs like that? (makes motion with his hands)
        Caitlin: Joe, what are you talking about?
        Joe: My dream.
        Caitlin: You- You've been having sex dreams about me?
        Joe: W-What did Nash tell you?
        Caitlin: That you missed your wife. Oh, Joe, I'm sorry this- this is too weird. (walks away)
        Joe: ... You said I should be open.

      • Nash: So do you plan on telling me what's wrong with you?
        Joe: Huh? Nothing. Nothing's wrong with me.
        Nash: Nothing?
        Joe: Nothing. ... So, uh, what classes does Cassidy have this semester?
        Nash: Now, bubba, you can either tell me now or you can tell me later.
        Joe: Fine. I'll tell you later. (Nash laughs)

      • Evan: Look, Harv, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. You know, I set you up, and you got blindsided and it was completely my fault, and I owe you one.
        Harvey: Don't worry about it, man.
        Evan: No, anything that I can do. You want some food? You want anything? I-
        Harvey: Ev, Ev-- I said don't worry about it. (goes to pay for the soda even gave him)
        Evan: No, no. You're money's no good here. I mean as long as I'm workin' here, you're money's no good.

      • Harvey: So, Joey we're thinking that the killer lives in the area. He takes the bus. That's how he encounters the victims.
        Nash: Any thoughts?
        Joe: Huh?
        Nash: Thoughts. You know, those things that happen in the brain when the synaspes fire. We sometimes use them to solve cases.

      • Nash: Uh, rough night? Wrong time zone? You tryin' to tell me somethin' here or what?
        Joe: Sorry, I overslept.
        Nash (laughs): Well, catch up, bubba.

      • Nash: So how's it goin' with Inger? When's she coming back from Sweden? (Joe is sleeping and snoring) Joe! Joe!
        Joe (waking up): Huh? W-What?
        Nash: Joe. You were snorin'. (laughs)
        Joe: Oh, man. I was awake. You don't believe me? Repeat it. I'll tell you.
        Nash (laughs): Yeah, right.
        Joe: I'm sorry, I haven't been getting much sleep lately.
        Nash: Uh, I know how to fix that.
        Joe: Oh, really? How's that?
        Nash: Start by sleeping less during the day.
        Joe: Oh, that's very funny.

      • Nash: Okay, what's goin' on with you and Caitlin?
        Joe: Like what?
        Nash: Well, bubba, you're treating her like Typhoid Mary. She thinks that you're mad at her.
        Joe: No, no. It's not her. I just haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately.
        Nash: Why don't we talk about it, and maybe it'll make you feel better? ... Speak.
        Joe: I've been having dreams about Caitlin.
        Nash: What kind of dreams?
        Joe: Erotic dreams.
        Nash: I can understand that.
        Joe: Man, I'm afraid to go to sleep at night.
        Nash: All right. You want the Freudian cure, the Jungian cure, or the Bridgean cure?
        Joe: Whatever works.
        Nash: You're not really dreaming about Caitlin at all.
        Joe: I'm not?
        Nash: No, you're actually dreaming about me. But since you can consciously accept your latent homoerotic urges, while your wife is out of town, you take my girlfriend and put her in as a substitute.
        Joe: Are you high?
        Nash (laughs): You just think about that before you go to bed. I guarantee those dreams will be history.

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