Nash: I hate it. We're not doin' it.
Joe: You hated the idea Cassidy being a cop, now look.
Nash: Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't hate that. I had reservations about that, this I hate.
Joe: Well, how are we gonna increase our business without advertising?
Nash: Oh, I don't know. How about, competence, hard work, word of mouth?
Joe: Well, at least have an open mind.
Nash: I don't want to do advertising. Advertising makes us look like ambulence chasers. Do you want to do that? I don't wanna do that. Forget it, we're not doin' it. (they pull up next to a bus that has a poster of them on it) Ohhhh!
Joe: Well, you gotta admit it's a nice layout.
Nash (putting his hand on his head): Ooh! I should've known.
Joe: I thought if you saw a couple you might be convinced. You know, I only bought 5 ads for the week. If you don't like 'em, we can take 'em down.
Nash: Are you breathing toxic chemicals in that new house of yours?
Joe: Let's just wait and see if we get some calls.
Nash: Oh, oh, we're gonna get some calls. Are we supposed to look gay?
Joe: On a subliminal level, yeah. I mean that's been our baseline clientelle. (Nash groans) Hey, all those people at the ad agency thought those photos of you looked very flattering.
Nash: Oh, that's good. Oh, nice try, bubba.