Joe: I'm turning the guest room into a home theatre.
Nash: Isn't that where your mother-in-law is sleeping?
Joe (laughs): Not for long. (Nash laughs) I ordered the Swedish TV package from the satellite. She's been watching all these programs from the mother country, man. This morning she was so homesick, she couldn't even get out of bed.
Nash: So, killin' her with kindness, eh?
Joe: Ah, I give her a week before she packs her bags and heads back to Sweden. Then I take my pre-paid fee and transfer it to the all-sports package.
Nash: You know, I forget how truly diabolical you can be.