Stacy: Sorry about the other night.
Nash: Yeah, me, too. Ah, what a trip. Sam survive alright?
Stacy: Sam took a job in Dallas for three months designing a mall.
Stacy: Was it the wonderful dinner party, Nash? Or maybe it was my charming personality.
Nash: Nah, sis, I'm gonna say it's the curse of the Bridges.
Joe: He's gotta run out of bullets soon.
Nash: One would hope.
Whitney: So, what'd you wanna talk about?
Nash (laughs): How best to put this? ... Joe had a bad tooth. So he randomly selected a dentist out of the yellow pages. Now, this dentist's name was Bruce Hartman. And Dr. Hartman claims that you're his wife.
Whitney: I am.
Nash: You should've told me.
Whitney: I tried to.
Nash: But you didn't.
Whitney (sighs): I know. It was wrong. Every time I tried to tell you Nash, something would happen or I just couldn't, and I'm sorry. You don't know what it's like after eight years of marriage I felt like I was losing my identity. My marriage wasn't about love anymore it was about running a business, and it's just-- It's just so different with you. I'm excited, I feel alive again.
Nash: Is it over with him?
Whitney: I don't know.
Nash: Well, you're gonna have to go back and figure it out, aren't 'ya?
Whitney: I know. I want to get things resolved once and for all, then I wanna come back.
Nash: I'll be here.
Joe: You really think you're gonna be okay?
Nash: Oh, sure. Why not? I mean, I finally meet a woman that I really like and she turns out to be somebody else's goat. No problem.
Nash: Somethin' else botherin' you, bubba?
Joe: As a matter of fact, there is.
Nash: What is it?
Joe: Okay, say you're a shepherd, right? And one day this goat wanders into your yard and it's a beautiful goat and it gives great milk and you really get attached to it, y'know? And, uh--
Nash: What is this, a bible story?
Joe: Look, the milk has to come from somewhere, right? So, sure enough, one day a farmer shows up and he claims his goat.
Nash: What are you talking about?
Joe: Okay, you know that dentist that you made me go to?
Joe: He's married to your Whitney.
Nash (pulls the car over, really quickly): What did you say?
Joe: Small world, huh? I pick a dentist out of a hat and he happens to be married to your dad's nurse, you know, the woman you happen to be sleeping with. Sorry, man.
Nash: Wait a minute. How do you know he's married to Whitney?
Joe: He had her pictures up all over. I mean, then he says that she walked out on him three months ago. You okay? You want me to drive?
Nash: I'm in shock. I'm not insane.
Joe: Just don't shoot the messenger. (Nash pulls the car out) Or get him in a car wreck.
Stacy: God, this is awkward as hell.
Nash: No kiddin'.
Stacy: This is what I wanted to talk to you about last night.
Sam: Nash, your sister and I, are uh...
Nash: I get it.
Stacy: It just happened.
Sam: And I wanted to thank you for introducing us. You changed my life, Nash.
Nash: Oh, that's good, I think. I'm not quite sure how to take that.
Stacy: Don't be upset.
Nash: Oh, I'm not upset. Stacy, you're my sister. I don't give a damn about whatever the thing is with you two. I just want to make sure you're okay.
Stacy: I'm not quite sure if I'm ready for Dad to hear about this yet.
Nash: Well, he's certainly not going to hear it from me.
Nash: Go and get that tooth fixed.
Joe: Oh, it'll be fine. It just hurts when it's exposed to heat or cold or saliva.
Nash: Get it fixed.
Joe: I'm going with him.
Nash: No. You're going to the dentist and get that tooth fixed. If you don't I'm gonna tie a string around it and put it on the bumper of the cuda.
(After Stacy is attacked)
Nash: I'll tell ya what, I'll make ya a deal, I'll catch the bastards and you put 'em away.
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (Cassidy), and Annette O'Toole (Lisa), do not appear in this episode.
Traci Lords is credited as a Special Guest Star.