Nash Bridges Season 3 Episode 19

Nash: My clock must be broken. No way you're calling me at 4:43 in the morning.
Rick: I'm in trouble.
Nash: You bet your ass you are.

(Inger storms out after a girl comes in sayings she's pregnant with Joe's baby, but she's really not since someone is defrauding Joe)
Nash (to Joe about going after Inger): Run, dont walk.

Nash (to Inger, about Joe): If he was cheatin' on you he'd be cheatin' on me, then I'd have to kick his ass.

(Rick is in jail after being suspected of killing a girl)
Rick: For some reason picking up women is something I'm good at. I'm not proud of it.
Joe: These are Earth women we're talking about, right?
Rick: Believe me I don't understand it either. Lately its become a real obsession with me. But this group is good, you know, they say it's all about anixety and self-esteem.
Nash: Rick, you know, sexual obsession is exactly the motive Birdsong's lookin' for.
Rick: I know, I know how am I gonna tell you this? I couldn't tell you. What would I say? "Hey, Nash. I have to have sex 4 or 5 times a day, if I don't get it I go crazy." Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy even if I do get it.
Joe: 4 or 5 times a day?
Rick: You wouldn't believe the bars I've been to, the kinky clubs, the swinging singles parties.
Joe: We're defining day as like a 24 hour period day, right?

Nash: Bettina a sexoholic? I don't know whether to feel sorry or proud.
Joe: I'm feeling nauseated.

(As Cassidy's walking out of the SIU, Nash and Joe are walking in)
Cassidy: Hi daddy. Hi Joe.
Joe: Hi Cass.
Cassidy: Bye daddy. Bye Joe.
Nash: Was that my daughter?
Joe: Yeah, sweet kid. Should get to know her.
Nash: Love to.