Ilatio: According to my analysis of the situation, the events leading up to the event and the subsequint retaining of rat whackers. I have reached the determination that the amount of repairs in full should be shared equally by landlord and tenant.
Nash: What? (takes folder) Let me see that. (to Joe) So we just paid this guy $2,000 for a ruling that we should split the cost of the repairs? (sarcastically) Gee, why didn't I think of that?
Ilatio: Typically, my clients don't.
Nash: If I didn't think that this was gonna cost me another grand, I'd arbitrate who's gonna pay his fee.