Nash Bridges Season 4 Episode 12

Caitlin: Nash, I-- I swear to god I didn't pull that trigger.
Nash: The benozcaine in my backside says differently. And that would be the second shot I've had today.
Joe: Uh, would you two like to be alone?
Nash: No, no, no, not on your life or on mine.
Caitlin: The point is I'm trying to apologize, Nash and you could be gracious enough and accept it.
Nash: Yes.
Caitlin: "Yes." That's it?
Nash (makes a face): Yeah.
Caitlin: Why do you always have to be so damn glib. (she walks away)
Joe: Careful, Nashman, remember what happened last time you pissed her off.
Nash: Yeah, really.

(Rick hits Nash's shoulder after he got shot in the ass)
Nash: Ohh, ohh. (painful laugh) Rick the shoulder bone is connected to the hip bone, baby.

Joe: You coming?
Nash (using a crutch): I'm having a little problem getting started. Can you give me a push?
Joe: Well, certainly there.

(After Caitlin shot Nash)
Dr. Berry: I don't know who's the lucky one him or you.
Caitlin: Knowing him, him.

(Looking at Nash's x-ray after he got shot)
Joe: That's the bullet, huh? It looks smaller than the last one. When was that three years ago?
Nash: Five.