Nash Bridges

Season 4 Episode 7

Swingers

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Aired Friday 10:00 PM Nov 06, 1998 on CBS
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Swingers
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Nash and Caitlin go undercover as swingers to bust a male-female team who prey on wealthy swinging couples. Joe and Boz help Nick recover the corpse of an old friend to whom Nick made a war-time promise.

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    Kari Whitman

    Kari Whitman

    Sydney Greer

    Guest Star

    Will Foster Stewart

    Will Foster Stewart

    Cole Landsdale (as Will Stewart)

    Guest Star

    Paul Popowich

    Paul Popowich

    Grant

    Guest Star

    Ronald Russell

    Ronald Russell

    Officer Ronnie

    Recurring Role

    Christian J. Meoli

    Christian J. Meoli

    Boz Bishop

    Recurring Role

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (23)

      • Nash: You are too good to be true.
        Caitlin: And I was almost beginning to worry that you might be dead.
        Nash (laughs): Well, I hope I didn't get your hopes up, sister.

      • Nash (after he throws Cole into the water): Stop thrashin' around. You're gonna scare the sea lions.

      • Joe: You're mad at me, aren't you?
        Nash: Joe, I wasn't there. How could I be mad?
        Joe: Well, what was I supposed to do? I mean, your best friend's father comes to you with this heart rendering story about this pact he made in World War II. I mean, I tried to go through regular channels. I mean, I tried to bribe the head of lab services. I mean, think about it. If you and I had made the same promise you would've been faithful to me, wouldn't you have?
        Nash: Yes, I would have.

      • Nash: You think I'm crazy, huh?
        Caitlin: No, I think I'm crazy for going along with you.
        Nash: Easy, easy, down girl.
        Caitlin: I know what you're doing.
        Nash: Oh, you do, huh? Well, why don't you enlighten me? C'mon whiddit.
        Caitlin: You're making me an accomplice, Nash. So when the MCD comes down on you, I'm going to have to defend it because I'm in on it.
        Nash (laughs): Now, gee, I hadn't thought of that idea, but it's a damn good one. Now, look. The only way we're gonna catch these bastards is to threaten to take their goodies away.
        Caitlin: It's not gonna work.
        Nash: That's what you said about the sex idea. Damn you're hard to please, sister.
        Caitlin: Well, you have a plan C, huh?
        Nash: You feel free to pipe in anytime you like.

      • Nash: You think I'm crazy, huh?
        Caitlin: No, I think I'm crazy for going along with you.
        Nash: Easy, easy, down girl.
        Caitlin: I know what you're doing.
        Nash: Oh, you do, huh? Well, why don't you enlighten me? C'mon whiddit.
        Caitlin: You're making me an accomplice, Nash. So when the MCD comes down on you, I'm going to have to defend it because I'm in on it.
        Nash (laughs): Now, gee, I hadn't thought of that idea, but it's a damn good one. Now, look. The only way we're gonna catch these bastards is to threaten to take their goodies away.
        Caitlin: It's not gonna work.
        Nash: That's what you said about the sex idea. Damn you're hard to please, sister.
        Caitlin: Well, you have a plan C, huh?
        Nash: You feel free to pipe in anytime you like.

      • (They set Rodney up at a poker table, hoping Nash doesn't notice)
        Nash: What's up with the guy with the Ace's and 8's? Is he listing? (Rodney falls out of the chair)
        Nick: I made a promise to Rodney, son. (Nash looks to Joe)
        Joe: What was I supposed to do? It's your dad.
        Nash: I was never here. I didn't see a thing. I don't want to know nothing about this. Got it?

      • Caitlin: Look, I think that's the couple, we should just take 'em.
        Nash: Don't you think that's a little premature, sweetheart?
        Caitlin: To get anymore information somebody's gonna have to sleep with somebody.
        Nash: And you say that like it's a bad thing. What's your point?
        Caitlin: I like dinner first. (Nash laughs)

      • (Undercover at a Swinger's party)
        Nash: You might try looking a little happier.
        Caitlin: Oh, so sorry. Unlike you, I'm not exactly comfortable here.
        Nash: Well, just pretend you're at a church social, sweetie.
        Caitlin: Ugh, do you have to get so close to me?
        Nash (pulls Caitlin close to him): Oh, does that bother you? I'm sorry.

      • Nash: You know what, I can see that you're stressed out. We could send 'ya home. We could cut him loose, couldn't we, Joe?
        Joe: Absolutely.
        Caitlin: Uh, yeah. We just sent your wife home, so.
        Nash: Yeah. I can get you a ride home with one of the officers. Ronnie!
        Mike: No, no, no, no. It's alright. Okay, look, I met them a few times before I answered the ad, yeah.
        Nash: Where?
        Mike: Telegraph Hill. It's uh, kind of a private party, a regular thing. I can get you the address. Just, uh, could you put me in jail? You know, just for one night. (Caitlin smirks) Two nights. (Nash laughs)

      • Joe: Uh, Nashman, I gotta go.
        Nash: You got that look again?
        Joe: What look?
        Nash: That one. That look right there.
        Joe: I won't be gone long.
        Nash: I'm gonna find out, Joe.
        Joe: There's nothing to find out.
        Nash: You wouldn't say that unless there was.

      • Mike: Why would I lie?
        Nash: Oh, gee, I don't know. Let's see, because when we catch them, uh you're gonna have to testify and then the whole world will know that you're swingin' with your nanny.
        Joe: Hey, some bad publicity could be a positive thing, too.
        Mike: Okay, okay. I'll give you a more accurate description. You happy?
        Nash: Delighted. Joe?
        Joe: Ecstatic.
        Nash: Caitlin?
        Caitlin: Thrilled.

      • (Caitlin is fighting with Mike's wife)
        Joe: You think we should get in there?
        Nash: No, let's wait a minute. (Caitlin throws her on the floor) Ow! Ooh, that had to hurt. Uh, Caitlin, you doin' alright over there?
        Caitlin: Just great. (Nash laughs and Caitlin handcuffs her)
        Nash: Okay, I think you're there. Nicely done, sister.
        Caitlin: You are taking her downtown.
        Nash (laughs): I think you already did that.

      • Joe (reading an ad in a swinger's magazine): 'Wealthy gentlemen and very hot, wild, Latina spitfire, seek equally wild but dicrete couple for mid week trysts and weekend romps.' Aren't romps and trysts the same thing?
        Nash: I wouldn't know anything about that stuff.
        Caitlin: Tryst has a more romantic cognition. (Joe & Nash give her a look) You asked.

      • (Caitlin was pretending to read a file so it wouldn't look like she was eavesdropping)
        Nash: Where'd you learn to do that?
        Caitlin: Do what?
        Nash: Read upside down.
        Caitlin: When I worked for the C.I.A.
        Nash: Oh, that's funny.
        Caitlin: I'm not kidding.

      • Joe: I gotta go deal with Boz.
        Nash: You want my input?
        Joe: Sure.
        Nash: Fire him.

      • Caitlin: Uh, I'm going with you.
        Nash: Oh, I don't think so.
        Caitlin: I'm not one of your Inspectors, Bridges. The mayor gave me parody on this with you, now if that doesn't reflect your understanding why don't we just call the mayor? He'll clarify.
        Nash (laughs): I have a convertible.
        Caitlin: What's your point?
        Nash: Well, I wouldn't want to muss your hair.
        Caitlin: I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
        Nash: Well, then just bring your whole self on.

      • Caitlin: So you wanna fill me in on this?
        Nash: Yeah, follow home robberies with a twist. The robbers wait until the bank opens and then get the spouse to go withdraw the funds.
        Caitlin: Of course you've considered the possibility that this is something other than a follow home?
        Nash: Well, since you're second guessing us, why don't you give us your second guess?
        Caitlin: Well, how about blackmail? Extortion? Fraud? Racketeering? Adultery? Bribery?
        Nash: Pardon me, I meant your seventh guess.
        Joe: Uh, you left out suicide. (Nash laughs)
        Caitlin: I thought I'd help myself to a desk.
        Nash: Wouldn't you rather just peek over my shoulder?
        Joe: There's no need. She's got eyes in the back of her head.
        Nash: She's gonna need 'em.

      • Caitlin: Gentlemen.
        Nash: Inspector Cross.
        Joe: Uh, listen if this is about that box of paper clips I took home, I'm brinin' 'em back tomorrow. (Nash laughs)
        Caitlin: I'll make a note of it.
        Joe: I was joking.
        Caitlin: I know.

      • Nash: His honor is sending over an MCD Inspector to oversee our investigation of the Hauser murder.
        Joe: Why Internal Affairs?
        Nash: Well, there were rumors about influence, peddling, fund irregularities, crap like that.
        Joe: And the plot thickens.
        Nash: Oh, it gets better. Guess who they're sending? (next shot shows Caitlin entering the SIU)

      • Nash: So Boz Bishop is answering our phones.
        Joe: Yeah, well, I needed someone one short notice.
        Nash: What the hell happened to Pepe?
        Joe: Oh, Pepe. Well, our system wasn't up to his standards. It seems that the phone system was antiquated, the view was uninspiring, and the flourescent light was too unflattering.
        Nash: Alright, well, how about hiring a temp?
        Joe: Oh, I owe Boz Bishop a favor. I mean, remember those playoff tickets he got me last year?
        Nash: Oh, I remember. So, it's gonna cost us 10 bucks an hour for a guy to answer the phone "yo."
        Joe: Uh, 12 plus overtime.
        Nash (sarcastically): Oh, it's a deal.

      • (Undercover at a swingers party and a couple just invited them upstairs)
        Caitlin: Oh, great what are we gonna do now?
        Nash: Well, undercover is about to take on a whole new meaning. (pause) Honey.

      • (They are undercover as a swingers couple)
        Nash (to a woman walking by): Hi.
        Caitlin: Now I can see why you have two ex wives.
        Nash: It's better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all.

      • (About a victim)
        Caitlin: Maybe I should talk to her.
        Nash: No, no, no that's okay. She's been through enough trauma today.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Nash: What's with the guy with the Aces and Eights?

        James Butler "Wild Bill" Hickok was killed in Deadwood, Dakota Territory, on August 2, 1876. Hickock was shot in the back of the head while playing poker and was holding Aces and eights, ever since known as the "Dead-Man's Hand."

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