Nash (comes home to find Hagen playing the bagpipes): Nick. What the hell is goin' on? Every damn dog in the neighborhood is barking. Barking!
Nick: See this knife? It's a Haggis Dirk. The final piece of evidence linking the Bridges clan with Robert the Bruce.
Nash: So that would seperate you and I by what? 8 or 9 generations?
Hagen: Ay. That's a good 'un.
Nick: That's very funny, son. Come on, we're celebrating. Let's have something to eat. Hagen has brought som rumplethumps, some clapshot, some great Scotish whiskey.
Nash (sarcasticly): Wonderful! I haven't had rumplethump is ages.