Naturally, Sadie

J.P.: (on the walkie) Margie, are you there? It's me, Jacqueline Princess Coy. Margaret: (speaking into the walkie) What is it J.P.? I'm about to write a test. J.P.: I'll make it quick. Is Steve Yzerman there? Margaret: I don't know everybody's name in the class. J.P.: No, my Steve Yzerman hockey card. He's my favorite! Margaret: No J.P., Steve Yzerman is not here. J.P.: Oh. Okay. Oops. Found it! Margaret: Great. I really have to... J.P.: I hope you don't mind picking me up after school today. Margaret: It's fine J.P. Now I really have to... J.P.: Also I wore your lucky underwear today. The one with the badminton rackets on them. (class laughs) Margaret: J.P.! You know what? Sometimes honesty is not the best policy and this is one of those times.

J.P.: (singing) Look at me my name's J.P. and I love me.

Ben: I need 100 milligrams of tweezers. STAT. Sadie: Tweezers. Ben: Tape recorder. Sadie: Tape recorder. Ben: Doll's arm. Sadie: Doll's arm. Ben: And Sadie's a goof. Sadie: Sadie's a goof. Haa haa. Now let's just finish this thing.

Sadie: Listen, the baby's "ahh-ing." I think the baby's trying to tell us something. Ben: That it doesn't like being patronized? Sadie: No, it's not that. C'mon girl, tell us what's the matter. Ben: What is this, "Lassie"?

Margaret: Sadie, you know a lot about weird creatures. J.P. is playing statue and she refuses to unfreeze, which was kind of nice in the beginning, but now it's just kind of creepy. What should I do? Sadie: I don't know, open a museum and charge admission? Margaret: Ouch. Maybe we should talk later. Hey, everyone, red-headed snapping turtle right over here.

Ben: Now, Princess, you're mommy's going to be taking care of you tonight. (The baby doll coos) What's that? (It then blows a raspberry) I know. I'm scared too.

Sadie: OK people, one at a time please, Ma'am please don't feed the goats ice cream! No, steel wool does not come from heavy metal sheep. Yes, I know it looks like trail mix, but trust me, it's birdseed! No, you probably shu.... Coming through, cranky baby on board. What! I don't know what infinity times infinity is!

J.P.: Margie, if a bird flies away, will it come back? Margaret: I don't know J.P.. J.P.: How many feathers do I need before I can fly? Margaret: I don't know J.P.. J.P.: Do Canada geese need passports? Margaret: I don't know J.P., but you know who might? Sadie. J.P.: Sadie, do animals fall in love? Sadie: Uhhhhhhh. OK it's a tie. Margaret: Yeah.

Ben: Maybe it's the diaper. Sadie: I just changed him 2 seconds ago. Ben: Yeah, well my little cousin Zack went through diapers like Ms. Mann goes through task completion slips.

Sadie: Flo. Fefe. Coco? Ben: It shouldn't be that hard to decide on a name. Sadie: Fine, but I'm not calling it Princess Lay-Up. Ben: Whatever. She's gonna be the best basketball player e-ver. Here, it's your turn to hold it. Her? Him?