NCIS: Los Angeles

Kensi: God, I love men in suits. Sam: And uniforms. Callen: And costumes. Kensi: When did I date anybody who wore a costume? Sam: What about the pirate guy? Callen: Didn't he make you wear a milkmaid outfit? Kensi: That was for a Renaissance fair and I was a wench. Callen: So much better.

(Nate approaches Sam who is working on a bomb at his desk) Nate: Wow, um... Shouldn't you be working on that somewhere a little more secure? Sam: Like where? Nate: Uh, I don't know a room with armor-plated walls comes to mind. Sam: Lights good in here. Nate: I will buy you a lamp. Sam: King said it was defused. He seemed to know what he was doing. Nate: The million dollar question is do you know what you're doing?

Callen: (About his tie) Full Windsor? Nate: Really? Again with the tie? Callen: I had you pegged more as a half Windsor kinda of guy. Nate: Is that supposed to have some sort of meaning? Callen: You're the Psychologist.

(Hetty gives Nate a new tie after he spilled something on his tie) Nate: You think I could pull off a bow tie? Hetty: Not without a red rubber nose and those big floppy shoes.

Hetty: (to Nate) You know in my experience if you're patient, sooner or later, the people who need to talk will seek you out; often under the guise of some other intention. You just have to listen.

(Callen, Sam and Kensi return after completing their mission) Kensi: Looks like Hetty is still here. Sam: She worries. Callen: Not like she'd ever let us know. Hetty: I had some paperwork that needed to be completed before tomorrow, Mr. Callen; some of us take our paperwork seriously.

(Hetty is sharing how she came about the bottle of scotch they are drinking) Hetty: That's what Oliver Reed thought when he tried to make me his special musketeer one night. But he kept his sword in his scabbard and I kept the scotch. Kensi: (Laughs)Looks like you also started without us Hetty.

(To find Tariq, Kensi goes undercover as a customer at King's repair shop.) King: You lying bitch. You set me up. Kensi: I'm NCIS. But my father was a Marine. King: Oh, yeah? How does he feel about his daughter growing up to be a professional liar?