NCIS: Los Angeles

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Sep 22, 2009 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • G: What are we? If anyone asks.
      Sam: Uhh, city inspectors
      G: No, no one talks to city inspectors
      Sam : Okay, you're a realtor and I'm your client; you're showing me an apartment.
      G: Do I look like a realtor?
      Sam : Okay, I'm a realtor and you're the guy looking for an apartment. Can we go?
      G: Would I like a place like this? I don't even know if I can afford a place like this.
      Sam: That's why I'm showing you to see if you'd wanna live in a place like this.
      G: Does it have a Jacuzzi?
      Sam: If it has, I'm going to drown you in it.