Chris O'Donnell |
Special Agent G. Callen |
LL Cool J |
Special Agent Sam Hanna |
Linda Hunt |
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange |
Daniela Ruah |
Special Agent Kensi Blye |
Eric Christian Olsen |
LAPD Detective Marty Deeks |
Barrett Foa |
Tech Operator Eric Beal |
Claire Forlani |
Lauren Hunter |
Guest Star |
Blake Gibbons |
Fallon |
Guest Star |
Kristen Hager |
Star |
Guest Star |
(Deeks walks into the storage area where Kensi was talking to Hetty)
Deeks: Thought you were getting the gear?
Kensi: (looking at the gift Hetty just gave her) I am.
Deeks: Are you?...'Cause that looks a lot like a makeup brush. You puttin' on some radiation-proof foundation? Got a little lead-lined mascara in there?
Kensi: No, it's just something Hetty's getting rid of.
Deeks: Really? (takes the brush, looks at it)
Kensi: Yeah, but you have to be careful-- (the blade snaps out, almost catching Deeks' chin)
Deeks: Mm-hmm... (looks at Kensi) You two scare me.
Kensi: Good.
(Looking for Hetty)
Callen: (striding up to Sam's desk) I give up. I can't find her anywhere.
Sam: (incredulously) You're kidding, right? She was just here! (Callen looks surprised) Seriously, what kind of tracker are you?
Callen: (Protesting) Well, she's avoiding me...What was she talking about?
Sam: Ships, anchors, death...To be honest, she's kind of creeping me out.
Sam: (totally frustrated) Seriously, I'm gonna crush the life out of you. I'm gonna gut you like a fish!
(camera pans to plasma TV, which has a notice on it saying "Not Available" with snow behind it)
Hetty: (pauses while walking by) Problem, Mr. Hanna?
Sam: We need a new plasma!
Hetty: (gesturing to the TV) What's wrong with this one?
Sam: It's stupid! And it's pissing me off! Seriously, I'm gonna shoot it!
Star: So are you two like, together together?
Deeks: Is it that obvious?
Kensi: (horrified) No! We're just partners...
Deeks: (interrupting) ...With privileges...
Kensi: (interrupting back) Oh, definitely not!
Deeks: (grinning now) Kinda...
Kensi: No.
(Sam and Callen, arguing about Sam's planned vacation on a sailboat)
Callen: So what about pirates?
Sam: What?
Callen: They're a real problem these days.
Sam: ...I think we'll be okay. They usually don't come this far inland unless they're on vacation.
Callen: I'm talking about your sailboat.
Sam: It's not my sailboat, it's a charter. And no, I'm not worried about pirates. SEALs eat pirates for breakfast.
Callen: What do they taste like? Chicken?
Sam: (grins) Fish sticks.
Kensi: Yeah, feel free to dazzle me with your detective skills at any time.
Deeks: chuckles You couldn't handle my skills.
Kensi: grimaces Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Deeks: ...That's classy.
International Air Dates:
Canada: May 10, 2011 on Global
United Kingdom: May 15, 2011 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Belgium: October 13, 2011 on VT4
Germany: November 24, 2011 on SAT 1
Sweden: November 27, 2011 on TV6
Czech Republic: April 12, 2012 on AXN
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