(They enter the office, seeing a box with a snake on the desk)
Sam: Whoa, not cool.
Callen: Definitely not cool.
Sam: You want me to handle this?
Callen: Knock yourself out.
(Examines the box)
Sam: It's stuffed, it's a king cobra, it's venom could kill a grown man inside fifteen minutes.
Callen: I thought those things were bigger.
Sam: Yeah, not so big until he stretches out and locked on to your butt.