NCIS

Season 2 Episode 17

An Eye for An Eye

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Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 22, 2005 on CBS

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    • Tony: A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar. What's the punch line, Kate?
      Kate: Whatever it is, it involves this girl (girl shows up on the plasma screen) and Paraguay.
      Tony: That's true, but not very funny. Probie, make me laugh!
      McGee: (a bit thoughtful) Okay..
      McGee: Yeah, the bartender doesn't believe it, so he asks the spook instructor, "What the hell is going on?". And the guy says, "What? A guy can't have a drink with his pupils?"

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