NCIS Season 4 Episode 24

Gibbs: What were you doing for 21 hours Jenny?
Jenny: What we used to do, ever so well.
Gibbs: When you lie your right eye twitches. It always has.

(to Fornell about their shared ex-wife)
Gibbs: You still dream about O.J.-ing Diane?

Fornell: Diane looked that pissed at you after the divorce?
Gibbs: She's looking at me, Tobias.
Fornell: Ever think of picking up a phone?
Gibbs: Hard lines, they're tapped, cell phone calls, snatched right out of the air.
Fornell: Turning into a conspiracy nut Jethro, what's next, alien abductions?
Gibbs: Only if you don't answer my question.

Jenny: Is the Agency still intact after a week with Gibbs in charge?
Cynthia: Mmm, we survived.
Jenny: (Laughs) Did Gibbs?
Cynthia: Barely.

Cynthia: Welcome home Director. How was the Interpol conference?
Jenny: Fine, full of Euro cops trying to hook up with me - and no, I didn't.
Cynthia: Oh, I wasn't wondering-
Jenny: I would if I were you, now get in Cynthia.

Gibbs: You lost your protection detail in Paris. You went missing for 21 hours, where were you?
Jenny: You sound like a jealous husband.
Gibbs: How would you know?

Gibbs: When you look at me like that, McGee, I get this over-whelming urge to head slap you.

Annie: They're all like that the first year. At least good ones. It takes a while to develop calluses.
Tony: I don't know if Jeanne ever will, Annie. (leaves)
Annie: Love. (Shakes her head)

Devon: I can't walk!
Nick: That's why they make the chairs with those, you know, things that go round.
Bernie: Ooo! Wheelchairs!

Ducky: Unless you're a spy.
Ziva: Why're you looking at me?!
Ducky: I'm trying to lighten the atmosphere with a little humor.