The NCIS team investigates when the body of a naval officer missing for 2 years turns up on the bottom of a lake.
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I love this episode! Definitely one of my favorites! :D
Black Water is a very good episode 'cause it's a bunch of Tate scenes.
But we'll start from the beginning.
Tony's getting stalked by an ex-girlfriend. She keeps calling him.
Tony: I'm in hell, Kate. Kate: Well, do they have money there? ( Haha! :D ) 'Cause you owe me $43.86 for lunch this week.
Tony: I will gladly pay you today if you'll answer this call for me.
Kate: What do you want me to say to her?
Tony: I don't know. Tell her you're my wife or something. She's been calling me nonstop for two days. I'm begging you here, Kate, please? Kate: You pay me back today.
Answers.
Kate: Hello?...Me? Oh, uh...I am Tony's wife...Uh, yes, we got married a few years ago. ( That has some truth in it 'cause Gibbs is always saying that their argues remember him of his marriages! :P )
Kate: (Whispers to Tony) Do we have kids?
He shows three fingers.
Kate: No.
Then he shows two. Kate nods.
Kate: Two...Yes, and we're very, very happy. So, please, don't call back again.
Hangs up.
Kate: Ugh. I feel like I need a shower.
She holds out her hand. Tony just smiles.
Tony: Pay the lady, Probie. Kate look surprisingly on them both.
McGee: He bet me $40 that he could get you to say you're his wife today.
Kate: Tony! I'm going to kill you. In the car Tony's eating Chinese (with a fork of course) and Gibbs breaks. Tony drops his fork and is "searching" for it between Kate's legs. Kate hits him and says "that she can guarantee him that it's not there". ( Hahahaha :D )
They drag up the car and find bones in it. Probably McAllister's.
Back at NCIS. Tony, Kate and Abby is investigating the car. Abby is wearing her black-and-white striped socks which pokes out from under the car.
Tony: You know what movie this reminds me of, Kate?
Kate: The Wizard of Oz?
Abby: I'll get you, my pretty!
Tony: No. I meant the one they make you watch in high school. 30 minutes of cops pulling dead teenagers out of car wrecks.
Abby: Oh, my God!
She comes out from underneath the car.
Abby: I loved those! Blood on the Highway... Drink, Drive, Die. I keep hoping they're gonna release them on DVD.
Tony: ...yeah, me too. :?
Abby: Yeah.
Nods and goes under the car again.
( Hahahaha! Abby, you're so funny! :D )
Abby traces the trajectory of a bullet hole and bullet they found in the car and concludes it went straight through McAllister, but Ducky can't find any evidence of a shot like that.
The only son that's left is a Thomas McAllister, who dropped out of Annapolis because of drug possession. Now he's got his own airline.
Kate buys everyone lunch. Healthy tofu veggie wraps for them to eat. Gibbs just smells it and then throws it. McGee tastes it and then throws it. Tony tastes it and throws it at the same time he spits it all out. ( Hahahaha! I probably wouldn't think that it tasted that bad :P )
Kate and Tony investigate the brother, and Kate makes a crack about Tony's money.
Tony: So because I grew up with money, that somehow makes me bad. Very deep.
Kate: Well, it's better than having to work every day, like I had to.
Tony: Listen, you think money makes life easier, huh? Everything was just a big old cakewalk for little Anthony DiNozzo? Tell me, Kate, 'cause I really want to know.
Kate: I'm sorry, Tony. I didn't mean anything by it.
Tony: 'Cause you want to know the answer to your question? Yes, money makes a huge difference, huge. I miss it every single day of my life, so much it makes me want to cry.
Kate: You're pathetic.
Tony: It's part of my charm.
Kate: Yeah.
The father had married a psychic. He died after Brian McAllister disappeared, and the brother and the psychic got all the money.
When Gibbs and Tony go to question her though, someone tries to kill her. Gibbs sees the sight on her forehead and knocks her to the floor. "Didn't see that one coming, did you?" (Hahaha)
Kate is sent off on a date with McAllister to keep him busy while Gibbs picks the lock and goes with McGee into McAllister's house. Cooper's there, checking out the gun which killed McAllister. Abby confirms that it was the same gun.
Kate: I finally meet a nice guy, and he turns out to be a murderer.
Abby: Happens to Tony all the time. Hey, do me a favor, Kate. My back is killing me. I'm waiting! And don't shortchange me this time.
Kate: (Massaging Abby's shoulders) You know, your muscles wouldn't be so tight if you'd stop drinking all that caffeine crap that Gibbs is always bringing you.
Abby: Awww, but I love the caffeine crap, Kaaaate! ( :D )
Tony and McGee and Cooper are waiting in the interrogation room, behind the mirror, where Thomas McAllister has been sitting for a long time. Gibbs and Kate come in, and McAllister again says he's innocent. Gibbs says he know. They take in Cooper instead. The metal around the impact was only recently exposed to water. It had only been there for 2 weeks. And since he wasn't murdered Cooper couldn't get the money so he "made the murder happen". Gibbs tests for gun residue. On his trademark, his tacky trench coat. He did it. McGee won't believe it but Tony says he has to.
Another case closed. McAllister wants to take Kate for dessert. At 2:30 in the morning. In New York. Tony hears it.
Tony: New York? I love New York.
Kate: It's a small plane, Tony.
McAllister: Maybe next time.
Awww! Tony looks sooo sad! :( :P
The plane is in the air and you can hear Kate ask "You're Catholic, right?". ( Hahahaha! I love that end! Except the part that there isn't quite Tate but it's fun! :D )