Season 3 Episode 21


Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Apr 25, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Outside the Navy Lodge)
      Lillian: Is it clean?
      Albert: Of course it's clean, Lillian.
      Lillian: Well, the last time we were here I saw a cockroach, Albert.
      Albert: It wasn't a cockroach, Lillian.
      Lillian: Oh, all of a sudden you're an expert.
      Albert: I'm an entomologist. Thirty-two years. I think I'd know a cockroach if I saw one.
      Clerk: I can assure you folks, our rooms are maintained to the highest standard of...
      Lillian: Cockroach habitability?
      Clerk: I was going to say cleanliness and neatness. However, if you folks are unhappy with the room in any way...
      Albert: (To clerk) Stay single.
      Clerk:...just let me know, and I'll see about getting you an upgrade.
      (They see the fasciae-strewn room)
      Albert: I think we'll take that upgrade.