(Outside the Navy Lodge)
Lillian: Is it clean?
Albert: Of course it's clean, Lillian.
Lillian: Well, the last time we were here I saw a cockroach, Albert.
Albert: It wasn't a cockroach, Lillian.
Lillian: Oh, all of a sudden you're an expert.
Albert: I'm an entomologist. Thirty-two years. I think I'd know a cockroach if I saw one.
Clerk: I can assure you folks, our rooms are maintained to the highest standard of...
Lillian: Cockroach habitability?
Clerk: I was going to say cleanliness and neatness. However, if you folks are unhappy with the room in any way...
Albert: (To clerk) Stay single.
Clerk:...just let me know, and I'll see about getting you an upgrade.
(They see the fasciae-strewn room)
Albert: I think we'll take that upgrade.