NCIS Season 10 Episode 9

(Diane puts a badge on Vance's table)
Gibbs: Wow.
Fornell: My breakfast burrito is about to come and say 'hello'.
Gibbs: Wow.

Diane: How do you know everything?
Gibbs: I don't. I don't. I-I just learned how to listen.

Vance: (To Gibbs, Fornell and Diane) Truth is, I'm proud of the way you pulled this off.
Diane: At least I didn't kill them.
Fornell: I've had root canals that went better.

Fornell: Speaking of the Spawn of Unholiness, I did some checking with a buddy of mine at the IRS know what I heard?
Gibbs: That's she's not leaving Victor, it's Victor thinking about leaving her?
Fornell: How did you know that? Can't say I'm surprised, either. You ever notice how she never gets sick? Even germs don't like her.

McGee: Diane and I fell asleep on the couch, talking, that's all.
Ducky: Well, given Agent Gibbs' and Fornell's propensity for violence, that's the story I would stick to if I were you.

(Gibbs, Fornell and Diane must to work together.)
Fornell: Better you should run for the hills.
Diane: You know, I am not any happier about this than you are, so can we please make it as painless as possible.
Fornell: So says the Queen of Pain.

Diane: I'm working.
Fornell: That what you call pushing papers all day?
Diane: I am an auditor, not a paper pusher. After Emily graduated eighth grade, I went back to the IRS.
Fornell: Fitting, isn't it? A cheater going after tax cheats.

McGee: You receive any threats lately?
Fornell: Just from my ex-wife. But then, she lives on my bad side.