Emily: (referring to her parents) Can I apply for asylum?
Fornell: (Fornell is talking to the man who kidnapped his daughter) But just so we're on the same page... if you so much as touch a hair on my daughter's head, so help me God I will find you and I will rip your eyes out of your face and shove them so far down your throat you'll need a proctologist to read the evening paper.
Tony: that's funny, that looks like your ex-wife.
Fornell: (he comes walking out of the bathroom) Champagne first and then a little... (he sees Gibbs and DiNozzo standing there) ...well tie me up and call me Loretta.
Fornell: Wait a second. How exactly do you know about... your mother and me?
Emily: I know everything. I put a keystroke logger on both your Facebook accounts.
Diane: You what?!
Fornell: You need a warrant to do that!
McGee: You know, it's hard to imagine the same woman liking Fornell and this Eddie guy. Although, maybe Diane liked him because he's not Fornell.
(Fornell comes in quietly)
Fornell: Best leave the psychoanalysis to Ducky. If you value breathing.
Original International Airdates:
Finland: August 11, 2014 on Nelonen