When the husband of Gibbs' and Fornell's ex-wife is kidnapped, the NCIS team partners up with the FBI to investigate.
Gibbs: Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
At the end of Season 7, Gibbs wrote Rule 51. He has apparently written twenty new rules in under two years.
Diane: (To Tony) I could tell you why Leroy married me -- but you have a job to do, and if I did, you wouldn't be able to concentrate for the rest of the day.
Diane: (reviewing Victor's wallet) Which slot was the card in?
Gibbs: Excuse me?
Diane: (Giving Gibbs an exasperated look) Drivers license, ATM card, VISA, photo of Shannon and cash, in that order, (she recites the order of how Gibbs keeps his wallet organized. Turning to Fornell, she tells the details of his wallet) Trifold wallet, starting from the left side, condom beneath the fold...
Fornell: (Cutting her short in embarrassment) Okay, okay, we get it!
Diane: Would you... tell Tobias that I never meant to hurt him?
Gibbs: Oh, yeah, he knows. I think.
Diane: I really liked him. But I never should have married him. I didn't love him. Just like you never loved me.
Gibbs: I liked you. I still do.
Diane: But the only woman you'll ever love is Shannon. You were my Shannon, Leroy.
Gibbs: NCIS!
Fornell: FBI!
Victor: DSC!
DiNozzo: DSC?
Victor: Data Storage Coordinator, Department of Homeland Security!
Gibbs: Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
Diane: Oh, my God. You're trying to figure out why Leroy married me.
Tony: No.
Diane: Wow, you're a terrible liar.
Tony: I'm a fantastic liar. Just not very good at it right now.
Diane: What else haven't you told me?
Gibbs: We can talk about this downstairs.
Diane: What, do you have a basement here, too, Mr. Woodchuck?
Diane: Victor and I have a good relationship. He knows how to treat a woman. He's not afraid to show his emotions like some people.
Fornell: She talking about us?
Diane: He's not some immature child that relates better to guns than to people.
Gibbs: Okay, okay, we get it.
Gibbs: (after they solve the case) Ah, cheer up, Tobias. At least you'll never have to talk to Diane again.
Fornell: I have a child with her!
Gibbs: (smugly) Oh, right. Guess I won't have to.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 31, 2011 on Global
Australia: November 8, 2011 on Channel Ten
Sweden: November 28, 2011 on TV3
Finland: February 21, 2012 on Nelonen
United Kingdom: February 24, 2012 on FX/FX HD
Germany: March 4, 2012 on Sat.1
Diane: (Referring to McGee) It wasn't any fun trying to pry information out of Macaulay Culkin, here.
Reference to child actor Macaulay Culkin, known for his expressively innocent face in the Home Alone movies.
11/1/11 (01:13)
11/1/11 (01:37)
11/1/11 (02:20)
11/1/11 (01:25)
S 9 : Ep 24
Aired 5/15/12
S 9 : Ep 23
Aired 5/8/12
S 9 : Ep 22
Aired 5/1/12
S 9 : Ep 21
Aired 4/17/12
User Score: 9934
User Score: 840
User Score: 754
User Score: 406
User Score: 376
User Score: 335
User Score: 321
User Score: 309
User Score: 259
User Score: 253