Season 4 Episode 4

Faking It

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Oct 10, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Tony: I had the best fake ID in college, never got turned away once from a bar.
      Ziva: Never?
      Tony: Ever! (Ziva gives him a look.) Once...
      Ziva: Once?
      Tony: Or twice.
      Ziva: A month?
      Tony: A week! But listen, we went out every night, and it was a college town! They're very tough there- eagle-eyed bouncers... And you really had to act the part, too, you know. You had to be mature, worldly, kinda grownup!
      Ziva: So it wasn't really the ID; it was you.
      Tony: Are you kidding me? No! No, I was, I was the master of fake.