Gibbs: Facebook. That's that thing that some people... do stuff with?
Ducky: The term is social networking.
Tony: Agent McGee, Probationary Agent David, good morning.
Ziva: Looks like Tony.
McGee: Doesn't sound like him.
Tony: Maybe instead of having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife crazy.
Ziva: Look, you are not crazy. You are just... growing up. And some lessons are more painful as we grow older, because the stakes are higher. You need to find balance! Yes, yes, yes, you need to treat people more respectfully, especially when it comes to matters... of the heart. But you need to be – who you are.
Tony: And who am I?
Ziva: You are Tony DiNozzo. The class clown. And that is why we love you.
Abby: I've had problems with visitors, so he [McGee] was just being overprotective.
Neisler: Protective of what, your butt? He couldn't stop checking it out when your back was turned.
Neisler: But I can see why you'd want to keep things casual.
Abby: Why is that?
Neisler: What if he's 'the one'? You're obviously married to your work, it's too soon to meet 'the one'.
Abby: We're done. (To Gibbs) Gibbs, can you make him go away, please?
McGee: The last time you did my expense report for me, you reclassified my meals as 'livestock feed'!
Tony: Well, that was childish.
McGee: I was audited!
Tony: Well, that makes us even.
Rocky Carroll is credited but doesn't appear.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 15, 2010 on Global
Norway: February 8, 2011 on TV3
Australia: February 15, 2011 on Channel Ten
United Kingdom: March 4, 2011 on FX/FX HD
The Netherlands: March 8, 2011 on SBS 6
Sweden: March 15, 2011 on TV3
Germany: April 17, 2011 on SAT 1
Finland: May 17, 2011 on Nelonen
Spain: May 27, 2011 on LaSexta
Slovakia: September 28, 2011 on Markiza
Czech Republic: March 5, 2012 on TV Nova
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