Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Special Agent Tony DiNozzo
Special Agent Ziva David
Forensics Specialist Abby Sciuto
Special Agent Tim McGee
Chief M.E. Ducky Mallard
Marine Corporal Damon Werth
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell
TRIVIA: The photo McGee shows the team of Szwed's distribution hub is actually a photo of studio lot in Valencia, CA where NCIS is filmed.
(Werth appears holding a pee cup)
Werth: I was just um, peeing in a cup.
Gibbs: I know my goldfish didn't eat a T-bone.
Ziva: (going undercover with Damon) What, no comment about me being a woman?
Lucas: You kidding me? Like if I had a choice, I'd hang around with more dudes? It'll make patting you down more enjoyable.
Damon: (sounding jealous) Try not to enjoy it too much.
Ziva: (flirtatiously) Good luck with that.
Ziva: There are a few strings being tugged.
Tony: Pulled; you pull strings.
Werth: Except heart strings.
Ziva: The heart has strings?
Werth: According to the poets.
Tony: Don't confuse the girl. It's taken a lot of marionetteing to get her this far.
Werth: Who's the puppet master?
McGee: Got a new lock on the front door...
Gibbs: That's to keep out unwanted guests.
(McGee is tapping his fingers while watching the truck)
Tony: Hey, will you stop tapping your fingers?
McGee: I'm not just tapping my fingers. I'm watching his taillights; it's Morse code. (shouts quickly) F-U (Tony glares at him) E-L. Fuel. Tony, they're stopping for fuel.
Tony: Yeah, you're done with the coffee.
(seeing the car)
Tony: Wow, Ferrari. I had a hamster named Ferrari.
Fornell: This really is a big deal for you, isn't it? Letting me drive your car.
Gibbs: Yeah, whatever. You already slept with my wife.
(Tony and McGee hear some talking through the static)
Tony: What's pretty boy mumbling about now?
McGee: Wow, can you hold a grudge.
Tony: He broke my nose.
McGee: He dislocated my shoulder okay?
Tony: Well, you have another shoulder. I only have one nose, and it's on my face. I mean it's on my face McGee!
McGee: Look, it was two years ago. Just drop it.
(Gibbs and Fornell walk in)
Gibbs: So where's the truck? It rolls in 6 hours. What do you got?
Tony: We got nothing.
Fornell: I don't like the sound of that.
Tony: Oh... (sounds excited) we got nothing!
(Tony and Ziva are watching McGee sleep at his desk when he suddenly jolts awake)
McGee: I'm awake.
Ziva: We didn't say anything McGee.
(McGee looks at Tony)
McGee: But you did something didn't you? What did you do? (he looks around his desk) You try and put my hand in this water?
Tony: That's a little juvenile.
McGee: You drew on my face didn't you? You drew on my face... (he picks up a CD to check)
Tony: No. I suggested stripping you naked, putting a tag on your toe, and dragging you down to autopsy so when you woke up you'd think you were dead, but Ziva thought it was in poor taste.
McGee: Well, thank you Ziva.
Tony: I did not agree. I think there are a lot of people who would like to see you naked.
(Fornell opens the door and has a beard)
Gibbs: What happened to your face?
Fornell: What happened to your arm?
Gibbs: The job.
Gibbs: Get Ziva and DiNozzo out of bed.
McGee (shocked): What?
Gibbs: Wake 'em up.
McGee: Oh, oh, oh, right. Uh, get them out of bed because it's the middle of the night, and they're asleep.
McGee: Individual beds. Get them out of individual beds. I was confused; I thought we were talking...
Gibbs (interrupting): Need some sleep yourself do you McGee?
McGee: Uh, no?
Gibbs: You got bags under your eyes.
McGee: It's a look I was going for.
"Grim Reaper" by Keaton Simons (Damon's flashback)
Rocky Carroll is credited but doesn't appear.
Original International Airdates:
Canada: February 9, 2010 on Global
Australia: April 13, 2010 on Channel Ten
Sweden: April 13, 2010 on TV3
Germany: June 6, 2010 on SAT 1
Spain: June 11, 2010 on LaSexta
Slovakia: September 2, 2010 on Markiza
Norway: September 28, 2010 on TV3
Finland: December 21, 2010 on Nelonen
Czech Republic: March 7, 2011 on TV Nova
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