Special Agent Tony DiNozzo
Special Agent Tim McGee
Chief M.E. Ducky Mallard
Special Agent Ziva David
Director Leon Vance
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dr. Damon Shore
Asst. M.E. Jimmy Palmer
Margaret Allison Hart
GOOF: When Gibbs is at the crime scene at the beginning of the episode half the shots show him with the evidence markers draped over his injured arm and half with them attached to his waist but it changes with every camera angle.
(Gibbs and McGee go searching for the bomb at the bus station)
Tony: Don't make me say it, McGee.
McGee: I'll be careful, Tony.
Vance: Well, I guess we've got better nerds!
Tony: (looking at a photo of LCpl Vega's gorgeous girlfriend) There's no way he's our guy- not a suicide bomber in the world who'd have a girlfriend looks like that. (Gibbs gives him a look) Unless, you know, your gut says otherwise.
Tony: Why do I get a funny feeling Gibbs planned on using this guy as bait from the beginning?
Ziva: Because he is Gibbs.
(Ziva gets out of their car)
Tony: Well, I sure hope I'm not around when Miss Hart finds out he used her client as bait. (he thinks about it) Or maybe I do...
Tony: (freaking out about the radiation exposure) This isn't about me! It's about my little DiNozzo makers! They've been nuked!
McGee: I know!
Tony: Do you? I mean, sure, Tim, your kids are going to be smart. Mine had a shot at being really beautiful!
(Dr. Shore is looking at a picture of Cook)
Dr. Shore: Oh yes, I remember him. A walk in. Showed up, wanted his teeth cleaned, then he left.
McGee: Did you notice anything unusual?
Dr. Shore: Only that he had about the most perfect teeth I'd ever seen.
Ziva: We heard from the last two dentists we've visited.
Dr. Shore: Yeah, well...working on him was almost orgasmic.
McGee: Didn't really need to hear that.
Dr. Shore: His retro molar pad was shaped just like a renaissance's bosom.
McGee: Okay uh, we're gonna go.
(McGee and Abby walk into the lab)
Abby: It's definitely the dirty kind. I found traces of cobalt-60 on all the evidence Tony and Ziva brought in.
(McGee looks at her yellow hazmat suit she's wearing)
McGee: Is it safe?
Abby: Oh! Yeah, totally. This was just way too cool to take off. And I like the sound it makes when I move.
(Abby starts to do the robot)
Gibbs: DiNozzo, take Ziva and check out that warehouse.
Tony (grabbing Ziva): Taking Ziva. Checking out that warehouse.
(Ms. Hart comes down the hallway)
Ms. Hart (to Gibbs): Well, I'm sure you're feeling pretty satisfied.
(McGee looks at Gibbs than Ms. Hart)
McGee (awkwardly): I am... going to go get a haircut.
Abby: Okay, so there are only two things on the laptop: an encrypted video file and solitaire. I guess terrorists get bored too.
Tony: Things aren't so black and white when the walls are all splattered with red, are they?
Ziva: Or when your way of life is threatened?
Tony: Exactly. Wait a second - are you mocking me?
Ziva: No, Tony, I was not mocking you. It's just that... when I was held hostage in Somalia Saleem used similar justifications for his actions.
Tony: Saleem. Caf-Pow-swallowing sociopath was a terrorist, Ziva.
Ziva: I am sure he would say he was just protecting his way of life.
Tony: You're not seriously defending him, are you?
Ziva: No, Tony. His actions were indefensible regardless of his reasons. That is my point. This country holds itself to a higher standard, it is a nation of laws which are to be followed not only when it is convenient or easy. I have seen first-hand what happens when convenience wins out.
Tony: You never talk about it.
Ziva: What is there to talk about?
Tony: Come on, Ziva.
Ziva: (after a long pause) What Saleem did was bad enough, becoming like him would be worse.
Ziva: What do you think Corporal Vega was doing in an empty warehouse?
Tony: I don't know. Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
Ziva: We do not have a warrant!
Tony: This building is foreclosed, which means it's owned by the banks and since the people own the banks I think technically we own the building.
Ziva: (stunned and speechless) Wow. I am sure our lawyer friend would not agree.
Ziva: Acetone hydroxide.
Tony: Bless you.
Ziva: It is an explosive, Tony.
Original International Airdates:
Canada: February 2, 2010 on Global
Australia: March 23, 2010 on Channel Ten
Sweden: April 6, 2010 on TV3
Germany: May 30, 2010 on SAT 1
Spain: June 4, 2010 on LaSexta
Slovakia: August 26, 2010 on Markiza
Norway: September 21, 2010 on TV3
Finland: December 14, 2010 on Nelonen
Czech Republic: February 28, 2011 on TV Nova
Vance: Either this guy has a serious Greyhound fetish...
Greyhound is a popular bus transportation company in the USA.
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