Ziva: Why are you so upset?
Tony: Really wanted to meet her.
Ziva: Well, she's completely out of your ballpark.
Ziva: She's a successful British model, dates princes, movie stars, millionaires. What could you possibly offer her?
Tony: Ah, the DiNozzo charm.
Ziva: That charm ended with the last generation.
Tony: Wow... I don't like Bayar's line of work, but I'll tell you, he's got great taste in women. She is smokin'!
Ziva: Obviously a professional woman, Tony. You think the Aston Martin was expensive? A month of your salary might buy you an hour of her time.
Tony: Au contraire, mon Ziva. That... is a girlfriend. Trust me, I'm an expert.
Ziva: Expert in girlfriends or call girls?
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: February 28, 2012 on Global
Sweden: March 12, 2012 on TV3
United Kingdom: May 4, 2012 on FX/FX HD
Finland: May 8, 2012 on Nelonen
Slovakia: September 3, 2012 on Markiza
Germany: September 9, 2012 on Sat.1