NCIS Season 6 Episode 5

Tony (to McGee): What are you doing McProbie, huh? You writing Fornell's eulogy?

Fornell: (after Tony hands him a slip of paper) What's that?
Tony: My locksmith. He's really good with bathroom windows.

Ziva: As you know people go on vacation all the time.
Tony: Normal people.
Ziva: I am normal people!
Tony: You're normal people like the people from Ordinary People are normal people.

Tony: I can't believe Fornell lied to Gibbs... again.
Ziva: Well technically he did not lie. He just simply withheld information.
Tony: Why would one friend withhold information from another?
Ziva: Maybe that friend felt it was the best thing for everyone.
Tony: Best for everyone or best for herself? (Ziva looks at him)
McGee: Her?
Tony: Or him.

McGee: Think Fornell would lie to Gibbs?
Ziva: If he felt he must.
Tony: Says the woman that is evasive to her friends about her vacation to Israel.
Ziva: I'm intrigued by how intrigued you are about this Tony.
Tony: And I am curious that you are curious that I am intrigued I am... What's his name?
Ziva: I don't believe I said I was actually seeing anyone. Although it would be pretty difficult to go to Israel and not see no one at all. It is quite populated you know.
Tony: That's cute. I don't see why you having trouble admitting to this. You were in Israel for four months. That's plenty of time to hook up with someone.
McGee: In that amount of time Tony would have hooked up with several someones.
Tony: Hey!

(after Gibbs closes the elevator on them)
Tony: Probably best if we hang back.
Ziva: I was thinking the same thing.
McGee: Couldn't agree more.

Gibbs: You made a mistake.
Fornell: No, a mistake was marrying your ex-wife.

Fornell (to Gibbs): I haven't seen you with that look since I proposed to your ex-wife.

McGee: (referring to Fornell) For a guy that's about to be handed his head...
Ziva: He seems to have it firmly on his shoulders.

Ziva: What is it you really want to know?
Tony: Depends, Ziva.
Ziva: On?
Tony: On what it is you don't want me to know.

Tony: You picked a hell of a time to leave.
Ziva: I will make it up to you.
Tony: Oh hey. Almost forgot it's a long flight to Tel Aviv. (opens his drawer and pulls out a neckrest) If you want you can borrow this thing. You know. (making a snoring sound) It helps you sleep on the plane.
Ziva: I'm flying first class.
Tony: Oh. (puts away the neckrest) Never mind... Nisiyah tova.
Ziva (smiles): See you next week.

Gibbs: Thanks Abbs... you can go back to your mold now.
Abby: Oh Gibbs... you say the sweetest things!