NCIS Season 10 Episode 11

Austin: It was so awesome! When the cops got here they sent in these divers who found the body. His jacket was filled with rocks. That's, that's total body dump. Right?
Tony: You watched all this?
Austin: So what? I'm 13.
Tony: I'm so sorry.
Randy: Thank you.

Eli: You have disagreed with many of my past decisions as a father, and I have always hoped to make up for it when I am free from this responsibility. But judging from the way you are looking at me, perhaps my sins are too great.
Ziva: I think you're confusing retiring with repenting. Only the latter makes any difference to me.
Eli: Then let this visit be a first step to my redemption.

Ziva: Where is your protection? They've usually given themselves away by now.
Eli: That is why they do not know I am in the country. No one knows.
Ziva: You're the director of Mossad, Abba. That is impossible.
Eli: Ziva, nothing is impossible, only difficult.

Ziva: Which makes this officially the stupidest thing you've ever done, which is saying something. Don't you remember the last time you were here?

Eli: Yes, you said sometimes life surprises you. Surprise!

McGee: (about the victim) His investigative reports have been published all over the world.
Ziva: So he's a journalist.
McGee: He's more like a government paparazzi.
Tony: So instead of looking for photos of Kate Middleton with her top off, he's trying to catch the Pentagon with their pants down?

Ziva: Well, I make time outside of work, it's a good habit I picked up from my time in Mossad. Never sweat where you eat.
McGee: Wrong bodily function.
Gibbs: Yeah, but it's the right idea.