Kate: You writin' my name right?
Tony: What! I just wanna know if it's mine. (to receptionist) She kinda sleeps around a lot if you know what I mean.
Kate If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.
Tony: Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.
Kate: You slept with my sista!
Tony: I thought it was you!
Kate: She weighs 300 lbs.
Tony: She was wearing your earrings!!
Receptionist: That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Kate: Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him, please, I'm beggin' you.
Receptionist: There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Kate: Thank you. (throws gum at Tony as she leaves)
Tony: I'm sorry, she slept with my brother ... and my best friend ... at the same time.