Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Special Agent Kate Todd
Special Agent Tony DiNozzo
Forensics Specialist Abby Sciuto
Chief M.E. Ducky Mallard
Lt. Commander Wayne Julius
Commander Margaret Green
Asst. M.E. Gerald Jackson
GOOF: When Tony accesses the eBay account of the first victim to look for negative feedback that could indicate a murder motive, "(1)" displays next to the username, indicating but a single lifetime eBay transaction. However, when Tony then accesses the feedback history, it indicates 87 transactions.
GOOF: Gibbs uses OnStar to track the location of Laura Seeger's twin, but she drives a Jeep Cherokee, a model which has never been equipped with OnStar.
TRIVIA: When Kate is amazed at Tony's over the shoulder shot at the trash can and wonders how he did it, he states that he was first team varsity at Ohio State.
TRIVIA: When the team is inspecting the very first victim, the sheriff says he was found with no clothes on. When pictures are taken of his backside, this appears to be the case. However, when they roll the body over to look at the front, you can see the nude-colored underwear on the body that would be necessary for modesty's sake.
TRIVIA: One character mentions another character had a very sucessful grandfather who made his fortune importing the first Swiss Army Knives in to the US. In real life, it was series costar Michael Weatherly's father, Michael Weatherly Sr., who made a fortune bringing the first Swiss Army Knives in to the US.
Charlie: Surprised to see me?
Gibbs: Oh yeah... yeah... surprise is one word that does come to mind.
Kate: I wonder who Commander Julius' decorator was?
Tony: Siegfried and Roy?
Charlie: I want to thank a group of people who are the unsung heroes.
Kate: We won't be once you start singing.
Charlie: The voters of Grayson County...
(Kate and Tony are speechless)
Gibbs: It's an election year.
Abby: Are either of you guys Libras?
Tony & Kate: No.
Abby: Good thing, 'cause they are so screwed this week.
(Tony tosses paper over his shoulder and it lands in trash basket)
Kate: How do you do that?
Tony: First string varsity Ohio State.
Charlie: What's that cologne you're wearing?
Gibbs: I'm not wearing any.
Charlie: Oh that's me. It's a new perfume. Do you like it?
Tony: Hey Boss, don't you have some weird thing about women and sawdust? I don't think it's weird.
Gibbs: You're particularly feisty today, Abby.
Abby: Thank you for noticing.
Abby: I had a boyfriend who snuck up on me once. He was walking funny for a week. Or I should say funnier.
Gerald: I actually find that interesting.
Ducky: As opposed to what?
Tony: Look on the bright side.
Kate: What bright side?
Tony: It's just an expression.
Abby: Gibbs, didn't your momma teach you not to sneak up on people?
Charlie: Now Jethro. We are going to have a tough time working together if you don't call me Charlie.
Tony: So you're saying that someone stole your urine while you weren't looking?
Laura Seeger: Yes!
Tony: How, exactly, would they do that?
Kate: Can I ask you a question, Gibbs?
Gibbs: Is this one of those questions where it's not going to matter if I say no?
Gibbs: How hard is it for an attractive woman to get a man to do what she wants?
Kate and Charlie: (speaking at same time) That's easy. Happens every day.
Tony: Ladies! I think that was a rhetorical question.
Gibbs: Did you run...
Abby: Run it through AFIS?
Gibbs: Feisty and psychic.
Abby: It's a killer combination.
Gibbs: How we doing on the DNA sample?
Abby: I just got it two hours ago!
Abby: You can't rush science, Gibbs. You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it.
Kate: I know, you're going to ask me to call the LEOs in the other county and have them send over the evidence.
Gibbs: I wasn't going to ask.
Tony: Hey what do you make of this? (looks at post-it note, pronounces one long word slowly) eeegotooomaaaaaneeee
Kate: I got too many.
Tony: Oh, yeah. Thanks.
Sheriff: You got a first name?
Sheriff: Your parents had a sense of humor.
Ducky: I thought I was going mad. The two autopsies were nearly identical. It was deja vu all over again.
Tony: Hey, that's a Yogi Berra quote!
Kate: The cartoon character?
Tony: Not Yogi Bear, Yogi Berr-a.
Kate: Well, judging by your reaction he's either a sports person or a bouncer at a strip club.
Tony: Gentleman's club.
Tony: Twins. The Holy Grail of dating.
Kate: Where do you come up with this stuff?
Tony: (ignoring her) Although twins that kill... not good.
Tony: This reminds me of a case I worked once. Guy hated mailmen -
Kate: Letter carrier.
Kate: They're called letter carriers, not mailmen.
Tony: Since when?
Kate: I don't think there was a specific date, Tony, it just kind of evolved.
Tony: I'll be your emergency contact.
Kate: Thanks, I'll...get somebody else.
Tony: Yeah, what's wrong with me?
Kate: Where do I start?
Abby: Is that a guess, or do you actually know where I'm going with this?
Gibbs: What do you think?
Abby: Well, I don't know, that's why I asked you.
Gibbs: Why don't you just tell me?
Abby: So you don't know.
Gibbs: I want to make sure you know.
Abby: We should play poker sometime.
Gibbs: Yeah, we should.
Gibbs: Don't say anything Dinozzo.
Tony: I wasn't going to.
Gibbs: Don't even think it.
Tony: Too late.
Kate: Why does Gibbs have two coffees?
Tony: I don't know, but it's a good bet it has something to do with one of his ex-wives.
Abby: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the last time.
Kate: I wouldn't kill for my sister.
Tony: You barely even return her phone calls.
Original International Airdates:
Croatia: August 19, 2005 on NOVA TV
Finland: December 2, 2006 on Nelonen
France: September 08, 2004 on M6
Germany: June 23, 2005 on SAT.1
Hungary: January 30, 2006 on TV 2
Sweden: September 19, 2004 on TV3
Denmark: February 24, 2004 on TV3
Sheriff Charlie: I got Sleepless in Seattle.
Charlie continues her romantic pursuit of Gibbs with a copy of the 1993 love story Sleepless in Seattle, which stars Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
Gibbs: Same thing Deep Throat told Woodward and Bernstein - follow the money.
A reference to the famous Watergate scandal, revealed to the world through the journalism of Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward, who were helped in their investigations by a man known, at that time, only as 'Deep Throat', but later revealed as William Felt, deputy director of the FBI.
The Username IGOTTOOMANY is a login for Ebay. Ebay is an online bidding website where you can purchase hard to find items.
Ducky uses a quote of Yogi Berra's, "It's deja vu all over again", which Tony catches. Kate thinks he meant Yogi Bear, the cartoon, not Yogi Berra, the sports legend.
Episode Title: "The Good Samaritan"
This is a reference to the parable of the Good Samaritan in the Bible in which an injured Jewish man on the side of the road was helped out by a Samaritan. Since the victims in the show were "chosen" when they stopped to help a woman in distress, the title accurately describes the episode.
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