Season 2 Episode 13

The Meat Puzzle

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Feb 08, 2005 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Tony: The sweet smell of freedom.
      Gibbs: Mrs. Mallard?
      Tony: Sleeping. Her usual afternoon fistful of wild turkey and her last words to me were either "I'm gonna slit your throat" or "kiss your mode." I couldn't tell cause she was slurring.
      Gibbs: That's good work, Tony.
      Tony: Thank you boss, so who's taking over for me now?
      Gibbs: Kate's on protection detail with Ducky.
      Tony: Yeah?
      Gibbs: McGee's going with me to interview the guy who delivered the barrel.
      Tony: Yeah?
      Gibbs: I guess that leaves you.
      Tony: Me? Boss I just spent all day playin' furniture mover for this slightly demented old lady and her pack of yappin' hounds!
      Gibbs: They're not hounds, DiNozzo. They're Corgis.
      Tony: No boss! No, boss, I'm on the verge, man! McGee? Boss?!
      (Gibbs and McGee drive away)
      Tony: I'm gonna go postal! I'm not kidding I'm this close!
      (Corgi's bark from the door, Tony turns toward them)
      Tony: Here's Tony.