NCIS Season 9 Episode 18

Dr. Ryan: You know why you're so gruff all the time? You need more sex.
Gibbs: I'm not answering that.
Dr. Ryan: You just did.

Ziva: Do you believe?
Tony: Believe in what?
Ziva: Well, unexplained things, secrets, occurrences that we're really not supposed to talk about?
Tony: Oh. Well... I believe that there are moments, experiences that someone like McGee, with his trusty computer, couldn't justify.

Abby: Hello.
Dr. Ryan: Hello. I'm Dr. Samantha...
Abby: Ryan. I know. So, what am I thinking?
Dr. Ryan: You're thinking I can't possibly know what you're thinking.
Abby: You're good.

Dr. Ryan: I-I just have to ask. You're in the business of proving things with science. Why this need to chart the unexplainable?
Abby: Wait, you're in my head, right? I'm just going to answer you in my thoughts.
Dr. Ryan: Wow. I get it. You are a trip, Ms. Sciuto.

Ducky: Dr. Ryan, from the moment Jethro first mentioned your name and told me of your passion for the inner workings of the human mind, I knew I had found a...
Dr. Ryan: ...kindred spirit. That's exactly what I was gonna to say.
Gibbs: Plenty of time for spirits later, Duck?
Ducky: Ah. Thank you, Jethro. Ever diligent in the war on small talk.

Gibbs: DiNozzo, Ziva, get going.
Dr. Ryan: (referring to Tony) Oh, um, instead of Wink Martindale here, I think I'd like to send Elliott.
Tony: Wink? Come on, at least go Chuck Woolery.

Tony: By the way, I want to thank you for allowing me to participate in the SECNAV op.
Tyler: Thank the Doc. She's the one who chose you.
Dr. Ryan: Yeah, I thought your game show host quality would be good for the stage.