Callie Thorne |
Dr. Danielle 'Dani' Santino |
Mehcad Brooks |
Terrence King |
Scott Cohen |
Nico Careles |
Marc Blucas |
Matthew Donnally |
Hannah Marks |
Lindsay Santino |
Patrick Johnson (II) |
Ray 'Ray J' Santino, Jr. |
Concetta Tomei |
Angela |
Guest Star |
Craig Bierko |
Ray Santino |
Guest Star |
Kenny Alfonso |
Guy in Suit |
Guest Star |
Gregory Alan Williams |
Coach Pat Purnell |
Recurring Role |
Amanda Detmer |
Jeanette Fiero |
Recurring Role |
Dani: Ray's contesting the divorce. He cut off the credit cards and closed the bank accounts.
Angela: Well, there's just one thing you can do. Take him back.
Dani: Ma, he cheated on me -- more than once!
Angela: But less than Tiger Woods.
Ray: Jesus, Dani. I made a mistake, okay? I'm sorry.
Dani: You banged half a dozen women, Ray. That's not a mistake. That is a way of life.
Dani: Why does such a smart girl refuse to take herself seriously?
Lindsay: Because I had you as my role model.
Dani: You want my credentials?
Coach Purnell: Oh, I got all that. Masters and doctorate in psychology, Hofstra University, blabbity bla.
Dani: You googled me?
Coach Purnell: Hell, yeah. I'm not gonna turn my multimillion-dollar investment over to just anyone without some due diligence. And nothing against Hofstra, but what are you gonna do when Harvard couldn't do diddly-squat?
Dani: Here's what your Google search didn't tell you -- I'm a licensed therapist, hypnotherapist, and substance-abuse counselor. I was accepted both by NYU and Columbia into their doctorate programs, but declined because I had two small children to carpool and a husband who expected dinner on the table every night. My specialties include chicken parmesan, cognitive behavioral therapy, hypnosis, and kicking my patients' butts. Beyond that, if you would like a money-back guarantee, then you should go buy a washing machine.
Dani: How am I supposed to get in the back room of a strip club?
Nico: Well...
Dani: Don't answer that.
Dani: Officer, hey, hey, hey, I'm her mother. What's going on?
Officer: Your daughter here took the speaker off a McDonald's drive-through box.
Dani: With what, her bike?
Officer: Her car.
Dani: She doesn't have a car.
Officer: Or a license.
Ray Jay: Now, ma, think twice before doing anything crazy. Judges frown on parents killing their kids.
Dani: You blabbing my business to everybody?
Ray Jay: Well, teenagers feel a loss of support as a result of divorce and turn outwards to fill that gap.
Dani: Please stop reading my psychology books, okay, because you definitely don't understand them!
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: September 9, 2011 on W
Germany: January 20, 2012 on sixx
Featured Music:
•"Howlin For You" by The Black Keys (Stadium/Opening Scene)
•"One Way Out" by The Allman Brothers (Dani throws out Ray)
•"No Siesta" by MC Juan (Int. Bar w/Jeanette)
•"Do You Remember" by Alex Haven (Int. bar w/Matthew)
•"Ivory Cocktails" by Tree Adams (Upscale Restaurant)
•"Let's Go Playa" by D. Holter (Club With TK)
•"Move Like This" by Hammerwax (Dani Helicopter Ride)
•"That's My Girl" by Dura Hale (Strip Club)
•"Hands Up High" by Chris Capalano (Strip Club 2nd Song)
•"Someday Soon Our Time Will Come" by Dead Heart Bloom (Dani/TK Drive To Cemetery)
•"You Don't Stop" by c (Stadium Sidelines TK Interview)
•"You're The Best Thing" by Ray Lamontagne (End Song)
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