Ned and Stacey

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot (aka Ned and Stacey)

Aired Monday 9:30 PM Sep 11, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Ned (on the telephone): Hello, Charmaine? This is Ned Dorsey. You know, I really enjoyed having coffee with you...Has it been four years? Huh, wow! So, anyway--wanna get married? You know anybody that wants to get married?...OK, fair enough...Ah, keep in touch.
      (Dails another number) Allison! Ned Dorsey. Look, I, I know we parted on bad terms but ya, you gotta admit, your mother is an attractive woman...hullo?
      (Makes another call) Hola, Conchita! Es senor Ned...Nah, forget it, I'll see you Wednesday.