Amy: Ned, you wanna go dance?
Ned: Ohh, sure, I do, but you know I...was over in 'Nam in '68 and...came back with wooden buttocks.
Amanda (watching The Piano): For a mute, she sure bitches a lot.
Stacey: Why does she [Amy] have a crush on Ned? I mean, she's so bright, and her vision is good!
Eric (at prom): I just feel so ridiculous!
Ned: Well, who told you to dress like a Bee Gee?
End credit sequence: In the aftermath of Stacey and Amanda's fight over The Piano, the women relax in front of the TV--and Amanda casually gives Stacey back her ear that she lost in the fight.