Ned and Stacey

Season 1 Episode 12

Threesome

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Dec 11, 1995 on FOX

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    • Sam: Ned seems kinda strange, doesn't he?
      Amanda: You just noticed?

    • Ned: How come I'm the one who has to give Sam up?
      Stacey (plaintively): You don't have to do anything, Ned. It's just, it's just that, I really like Sam, and I wanna chance to see if it can go somewhere. And to be honest, I'm scared that I'm gonna wake up 30 years from now, alone and miserable, living here with you.

    • Sam: Why doesn't John Starks ever take a jump shot from closer than 70 feet?
      Ned: Fear of intimacy?

    • Stacey: Fine, let's tell him. I have no fear of having Sam decide.
      Ned: Yeah, well you should be a little afraid because I can tell him a few choice things about you that will make him run faster then Mark Furman at the Million Man March. Ah ha! You're new girlfriend ain't that witty, pal.
      Stacey: (to Sam)Honey, did you know that buddy boy over here has a stuff animal named Mr. Gator that he takes to bed every night.
      Ned: That's a lie! HE STAYS ON THE NIGHTSTAND WHICH IS WHERE HE WANTS TO BE!

    • Bartender: Hey, Ned, is that your wife over there?
      Ned: Yeah.
      Bartender: None of my business, but some guy has got his arm around her.
      Ned: Hey, that's not just some guy. That's some terrific guy.

    • Stacey: Ooh, male bonding.
      Ned: You're damn right. I mean all you can do is have sex and cuddle. Sam and I can write our names in the snow.

    • Sam: What a night for me, huh? An hour ago I was sitting at home by myself and now I got a new buddy and a hot date with his new wife.
      Ned: Do you think we're slutty?

    • Stacey: If I had to die unnaturally, I think I just want someone to come into my bedroom and put a big fluffy pillow over my face while I slept.
      (Ned intrigued by this pulls out a pen and notepad, then proceeds to jot down this information)

    • Sam: Look, Ned, Stacey, I don't think this is gonna work out.
      Ned: Have you met another couple?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Ned: Yeah, well you should be a little afraid because I can tell him a few choice things about you that will make him run faster then Mark Furman at the Million Man March.

      Mark Furman is the famous detective from the OJ Simpson trial who was caught on tape making numerous racial remarks towards African Americans.

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