Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook
Moze (Jennifer Mosely)
Vice Principal Crubbs
Goof: When Ned is ordering a replacement PuppyBear from ACME Express on the computer screen it says "FuzzyBear", instead of PuppyBear.
Palmer Noid was a 5th grader last season.
Cookie said Palmer Noid was in 6th grade, but he was in 6th grade last season when he was introduced. Since Ned and the gang were in 7th grade then and are in 8th grade now, Palmer should be in 7th grade now.
Response: Palmer was not in 6th grade last season. He said he was in 5th grade and was about to go INTO 6th grade.
(Evelyn slaps Ned)
Ned: See! I told you it was a naked lady!
Evelyn: No! It's just the worst fire-truck I've ever seen!
Cookie: Loomer stole my MP3 player and I'm stealing it back. I got to get it back before he finds out how to work it. It's only a matter of life or death.
Ned: How is it a matter of life or death?
Cookie: (weakly) I kinda recorded some song on it.
Ned: But your hip-hop songs aren't that bad.
Cookie: (weakly) It's not a hip-hop song.
Ned: (thinks, then looks alarmed and gasps) Tell me it wasn't Cowboy Cookie. (Cowboy Cookie song starts playing)
Cowboy Cookie: Cowboy Cookie, the ladies really love him. Cowboy Cookie, the best you ever saw. Cowboy Cookie, the bullies don't scare him. Cowboy Cookie, yippee yippee yeehaw.
Ned: You realize if the whole school does hear that song, I can't be your friend anymore?
Cookie: I understand. (Cookie starts banging his head against Loomer's locker.)
(Seth is upset that Ned has officially claimed his autographed Carmelo Anthony sneakers)
Carmelo: Ned, do the right thing.
Ned: Sorry, Seth. Finders keepers.
(Seth is still not happy)
Carmelo: That's not what I meant.
(Ned frowns a bit and turns to Seth)
Ned: Here. They're yours.
(he gives Seth back his sneakers; Seth is overjoyed)
Seth: Oh, yes! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Carmelo smiles in Ned's mind)
Seth: Oh, I'm sad.
Moze: (seeing Missy picking her nose) That's real, real gross but real!
Loomer: Hands off Cook! I found it and founders keepers, loosers weepers. (laughs loudly)... Now can you show me how to use it?
Ned: (Evelyn slaps him) See! I told you it is a naked lady!
Evelyn: No, it's just the worst fire truck i've ever seen!
Ned: I call it red naked lady.
Moze: It's a fire truck.
Mr. Wright: Ned, I've heard about you "painting" and I cannot let the students expose to your kind of art...
Ned: I'm not an artist...
Mr. Wright: This is obviously a reaction to me cancelling art class...
Ned: It's not a reaction...
Ned: Hey, what do you think about my "abstract" art. Who knows what it is but who cares.
Moze: That's a naked lady...
Ned: I'm the lost and found helper! If your looking for some sneakers, their not here!
Ned: Are these super cool signed Carmelo Anthony shoes? Am I dreaming?
Carmelo Anthony: No Ned, you're not dreaming.
News Reporter: When asked about his painting, Ned Bigby said "I'm not an artist. I didn't make a naked lady. It's just a bunch of squiggly lines. Please do not put this on the news."
We find out that Mr. Wright's first name is Alistair (it is on the screen during his interview).
Chain it and you won't lose it.
Make art class, homemade gift class.
Not a painter? Ask about other art projects.
Wear smocks and hats or wear your art!
Running Gag: Ned keeps crashing to Moze everytime she puts a lost sneaker poster up.
Return of Nigel and the rich woman with a dog from "Recycling."
Palmer Noid from the episode "Upperclassmen & Gross Biology Dissection" returns to help Cookie make the bowls.
Running Gag: Whenever Evelyn sees Ned's painting, she smacks him.
Cookie doesn't want Loomer to figure out how to use his mp3 player, because he has a song called "Cowboy Cookie" on it, which he recorded himself.
Xavier gives Gordy a friendship bracelet (that won't come off). Xavier liking the "handsome cleaning man" was first seen in "Asking Someone Out."
Running Gag: Moze saying "smile!" and everyone stopping what they're doing to smile for the camera.
Mr. Wright believes that Ned made the "Naked Lady" painting as rebellion to the Art class being cancelled, but he just made a bunch of squiggly lines.
The Art teacher was first seen in "Recycling."
When Ned orders a Puppy Bear online, it gets delivered by ACME Express. This is an allusion to the ACME company in the Looney Tunes/Roadrunner cartoons.
The art teacher seems to resemble Andy Warhol.
6th grade kid: I wanted to be a dentist.
It's a spoof of the Christmas special Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer which has a elf who wanted to be a dentist.
Cookie: I made you smocks and protective headgear. The smocks and headgear Cookie makes for the 6th graders making his presents are spoofs of what Santa's Elfs are traditionally shown to wear.
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