Cookie: Loomer stole my MP3 player and I'm stealing it back. I got to get it back before he finds out how to work it. It's only a matter of life or death.
Ned: How is it a matter of life or death?
Cookie: (weakly) I kinda recorded some song on it.
Ned: But your hip-hop songs aren't that bad.
Cookie: (weakly) It's not a hip-hop song.
Ned: (thinks, then looks alarmed and gasps) Tell me it wasn't Cowboy Cookie. (Cowboy Cookie song starts playing)
Cowboy Cookie: Cowboy Cookie, the ladies really love him. Cowboy Cookie, the best you ever saw. Cowboy Cookie, the bullies don't scare him. Cowboy Cookie, yippee yippee yeehaw.
Ned: You realize if the whole school does hear that song, I can't be your friend anymore?
Cookie: I understand. (Cookie starts banging his head against Loomer's locker.)