Bathrooms: Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room.
Project Partners: Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped. Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies.
Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook
At the beginning of "Project Partners" when everyone is finding a partner, you can hear the song "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Near the beginning of the episode, when Moze and Martin Qwerley are at the bridal arch, the song playing is Johann Pachelbel's "Canon in D."
Cookie had to pee when he went to the bathroom, and when he's doing it, he is sitting on the toilet. Boys don't sit down when they pee. Therefore, he should have noticed he was in the wrong bathroom right away when there were no urinals.
On the stall door, you can see the "hottie list". But when Moze opens the door, if you look closely, you can see the hottie list is gone. Then, it is back again.
When Moze is going into the stall with the hottie list to write down Ned's name she has 2 fine tip markers but when she writes on the stall, she has 2 chisel markers in her hand.
(Moze leaves the stall as Suzie Crabgrass enters)
Crony: Whoa! Mummy!!! Protect the women!
(He and Buzz grab sticks and whack the "mummy")
Loomer: I'm Loomer! I'm a mummy!
Moze: (to Ned and Cookie, about Loomer) Don't worry; he's well padded.
Ned: (to Moze) You picked Seth Powers! You're gonna do all the work!
Moze: Wrong. Plus he's a hottie.
Ned: If you wanted a hottie, why not pick Doug Secksay?
(a crowd of people walk by surrounding a boy)
Student: What's up, Doug?
Moze: Too hot; can't get near him.
Ned: To pee or not to pee; that is the question, because in middle school, you never know what's behind that bathroom door. Whether it's bullies...
(shows a screaming Coconut Head being grabbed by Loomer)...the occasional haunting...(shows Martin Qwerly being sucked into the bathroom, from which dim light and smoke are coming)...or the fact that it's impossible to get any privacy...
(shows Timmy Toot-Toot going into the restroom)
(an explosion comes from the bathroom, followed by students running out, covering their noses)
Ned:...unless, of course, you're Timmy Toot-Toot. It's enough to make you do something totally dumb that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
(Loomer, Crony, and Buzz come up behind Ned)
Loomer: Hey Bigby! Been in the girl's bathroom lately? (laughs) "I'm Ned Bigby and I like to use the girl's room!" (laughs and walks away with Crony and Buzz following)
Ned: I was five! It was kindergarden!
Ned: (to Moze) Always pick the reliable friend partner, like me and Cookie in Life Science. He's reliable and great with the baby.
Cookie: (runs up, panting) I lost the baby!
Ned: What do you mean you lost the baby?!
Cookie: One minute baby then...no baby, baby gone!
Ned and Cookie: PLEASE! WE'RE GONNA FAIL IF WE SHOW UP WITH BABY NO HEAD!
(They start pretending to cry)
Moze: You know crying doesn't work on me.
(They immediately stop crying)
Ned: Oh yeah I forgot.
Cookie: I think some just leaked.
Ned: Are you crying?
Cookie: I was just thinking...(dries up tear) about the baby!
Tips to Project Partners
Get to know the three types of partners: Squirrely Kid, Reliable Friend, and Total Hottie.
It's all about teamwork.
Martin Qwerly is introduced in this episode, with his name being based off of the title Ned gives him as the type of project partner he is: Smart and Squirelly.
There is always a super clean bathroom in the nurse's office.
Go to the bathroom during class.
Be last to leave the locker room.
Ned: To pee, or not to pee; that is the question.
It's an allusion to Shakespeare's famous line: "To be, or not to be; that is the question."
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