Ned: To pee or not to pee; that is the question, because in middle school, you never know what's behind that bathroom door. Whether it's bullies...
(shows a screaming Coconut Head being grabbed by Loomer)...the occasional haunting...(shows Martin Qwerly being sucked into the bathroom, from which dim light and smoke are coming)...or the fact that it's impossible to get any privacy...
(shows Timmy Toot-Toot going into the restroom)
(an explosion comes from the bathroom, followed by students running out, covering their noses)
Ned:...unless, of course, you're Timmy Toot-Toot. It's enough to make you do something totally dumb that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
(Loomer, Crony, and Buzz come up behind Ned)
Loomer: Hey Bigby! Been in the girl's bathroom lately? (laughs) "I'm Ned Bigby and I like to use the girl's room!" (laughs and walks away with Crony and Buzz following)
Ned: I was five! It was kindergarden!