Boys: Ned goes through a phase when Suzie moves away. The guys try and get him back to normal, so he can continue his guide. Meanwhile, Moze starts a class to help girls with understanding guys.
Girls: Ned has a hard time writing more tips when he realizes he has no tips about girls. So he asks Moze to take over for some tips. Cookie dresses up as a girl to find out what Lisa Zemo likes in a guy.
Pretty Girl #1
Ned says that he'll know which girl will be perfect for him when the angels sing and a light appears. Those things happen when he sees Moze, suggesting that Ned likes Moze and hasn't realized it yet.
Goof: At the end of "Boys", when Ned is reaching for the Guide, it's upside-down and the logo is on the side facing away from the camera. When they switch scenes quickly, you see that the Guide is no longer upside-down and the logo is on the side facing the camera.
Ned: What are you doing?!
Cookie: (Dressed as a girl) Going undercover to find out what Lisa really likes in a guy.
Ned: I don't think it's this!
Ned: I'm not asking for much! I just want a girl who's funny, athletic, has a great smile, isn't afraid to take charge once in a while, loves sports, and call me demanding, but I like them on the tall side!
Cookie: You just described Moze.
Ned: What? That's ridiculous! I've known her forever! We're just friends, and I'll know the perfect girl when I see her!
Moze: Hey, what's up, guys? (golden light hits Moze and angels sing)
Ned: Well, I'm moving on. I don't need Suzie Crabgrass. This phone rings right now, I might not even answer it.
(Realizes it's mom on the phone)
Oh. Oh, hi, Mom.
(Gordy has cleaned out Ned's locker)
Ned: Suzie! She's gone! All the pictures are gone! Just like she is.
(Ned pulls out a binder covered with photos of Suzie)
Gordy: Exactly! You need to move on, and say "Thank you Gordy!"
(Gordy tosses the binder in the trash)
Gordy: You realize your locker's the first thing I've actually cleaned all year?
Cookie: You just described Moze
(To Ned after he describes his perfect girl)
Simone (Cookie): Take the Pistons AND the points. SEE YAHH!!
Moze: Why are you looking at me like that?
Ned: I'm having tip-writers block!
Moze: Boys need boy time. To be with other boys; do dumb boy things. And then they mature later than girls, which is why they seem so stupid.
Get involved in activities that girls like.
NO FART-anything around girls.
When around girls: listen more, talk less.
Be honest and be yourself around girls.
Girls: They wear shoes and smell nice.
Never sit around and be bummed. Get out and have fun.
Stuck on a project? Take a break or take a ride.
Ned's 'ideal girl' is just like Moze.
In Girls, Moze gives the tips and not Ned.
This episode was originally supposed to air in the U.S. on January 27, 2007, but was replaced at the last minute by "Library & Volunteering."
This episode appeared on November 17th, 2006 on the Family Channel in Canada.
Gordy: And thus, the guide was born! This line is taken from the Powerpuff Girls theme song. The narrator says "And thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born!" right after the chemical X was added.
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