Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 12

Cheaters / Bullies

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Feb 12, 2005 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • When Abraham Lincoln appears on Ned's shoulder, he says, "Call me Abe," but in real life, Lincoln hated the nickname "Abe."

    • In "Cheaters," some methods Moze used to stop Bitsy from cheating was moving farther from Bitsy in her seat, writing smaller, and wearing a somberro so she can't see. In the end, making her fail was what made Bitsy stop however.

    • Bendeict Arnold isn't really the biggest traitor in America, he was because the British forced him to be in their side and his wife was a Loyalist but since he really didn't get much chance of being a second in command person, he is recorded to be the biggest traitor in America.

  • Quotes

    • Mr. Wright: Are you ready for the most important test? It´s big. Really big. It is. Huge!

    • Ned: Cookie, help. I need to learn 200 years of American history by fourth period.
      Cookie: Piece of cake! (he opens his locker and there´s a piece of cake, then the camera scrolls up to show a high-tech helmet with "CRAM MASTER FLASH" written on it. Cookie takes it down and Ned puts it on) Say hello to the Cram Master Flash, and say good-bye to your problem!
      Ned: Whoa! (the helmet shows flashing pictures and documents)
      Computer: Benedict Arnold is the most infamous and despised traitor in American history.
      Ned: (loudly) It's a little loud! How will I remember any of this?
      Cookie: Your brain is subconsciously learning! You don't have to do a thing!

    • Abe Lincoln: I think that wrapped up quite well, Ned.
      Benedict Arnold: (impersonating Lincoln and wearing his hat) I think this story wrapped up quite (blows raspberry)!
      Abe Lincoln: That is just dumb sir. What-my hat! Give me my hat!
      Benedict Arnold: What, this hat?
      Abe Lincoln: That-yes. That-
      Benedict Arnold: No problem. (holds it by his butt and blows raspberry)
      Abe Lincoln: Now I don't want it.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Cookie: Say hello to the Cram Master Flash.
      (Cram Master Flash is a reference to the early rap group Grand Master Flash.)