(Shows a backpack with a disco ball)
Backpack Boy: Don't go to a party, be the party.
Ned: Isn't it a little loud
(They go over to a backpack covered in candy)
Backpack Boy: The gummy pack. Totally edible.
(Ned takes a gummy off and eats it)
(Backpack Boy puts a backpack on Ned that inflates into a boat)
Backpack Boy: This one is great for school and the pool