Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut Head wants to ask her to the dance.
Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.
Suzie's feet disappears behind the ladder when Ned starts talking to Moze. It appears again when Ned gives the ladder to Monroe.
Although these episodes are two different episodes, they are shown with the same topic. So technically, this is the very first two-parter (or double length episode) of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
In "Guide to: Dances" Ned says he has until nine o'clock to dance with Suzie. The clock says 7:40 and the graphic says "1 Hour 40 minutes until 9:00".
Ned: I kind of danced with the huge crew.
(Gordy trying to open Suzie's locker)
Ned: Don't you have the keys to all the lockers?
Gordy: Yeah.. But this is more fun.
Moze: Come on, you haven't set foot on the dance floor yet.
Ned: (Stands up, puts his feet on the floor, does a quick shimmy and sits back down)
Moze: Look, your plan is not working. It has left you alone. Martika got mauled by a dog and...Gordy's probably dead!
Just ask if they like you.
Try a simple hello to be noticed.
Dress cool and comfy.
Go with friends.
Crossing the crowd can be tough, so dance across.
Stay away from strict chaperones.
Offer someone a drink.
It's a dance, so dance and have fun.
Running Gag: Suzie breaking up and getting back together with Seth over stupid things.
Running Gag:Mose jumping into a trash bin which Gordy is carrying to hide from Coconut head.
In Crushes, Coconut Head wasn't the one with the crush on Moze, he was an ambassador for Seth, the guy Moze has a crush on.
During the Crushes section of this episode, Moze hides from Coconut Head by jumping into a bin.
Backpack Boy may have a thing for Claire.
The Zoo Lady's character name is Marla Perkins, in reference to the late Marlin Perkins from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kindom.
School Dance Title: Dances with Wolves
"Dances with Wolves" is also the name of a movie.
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