Crushes: In this episode, Ned has a crush on Suzie Crabgrass, but the Huge Crew has a crush on Ned. Moze thinks that Coconut Head has a crush on her because he follows her around the school, but later she finds out that Coconut Head was asking Moze to go to the dance with Seth Powers. She finds out, but Seth accidentally asks Suzie to go with him. She accepts. Cookie, however, has a perfect match program in his locker because he has a major crush on international supermodel Martika. Instead, his perfect matches are Lisa Zemo, Nurse Hunsucker, and a Siberian husky. So, he devises a plan to have Martika come to the dance.
Dances: In this episode, Ned is upset that Suzie went to the dance with Seth and not him. However, Suzie and Seth are constantly breaking up and getting back together. Ned tries to bring Suzie lemonade, but the Huge Crew steals the lemonade from Ned and start pushing him around (so-called dancing). Cookie actually gets Martika to come to Polk Middle assuming that it was a photo shoot. Unfortunately for Cookie, one of his perfect match choices (a Siberian Husky) comes to the gym and mauls Martika to the gym floor. Gordy comes to the rescue for Ned when his three point plan fails. He steals Seth's basketball and throws it out the door. He runs for it and they break up one last time. Ned asks Suzie to dance, and she says yes.