Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 13

Emergency Drills / Late Bus

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Unknown on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • Through the series, in the hallways you can see that the fire alarms on the walls are a mixture of old-style fire bells and modern fire horns with strobe lights. However, in this episode, only the older bells ring during a fire drill. The newer horn/strobes do not activate at all.

    • Jennifer Tu reads a book called "The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club". This book was also mentioned in the Lizzie McGuire episode, "Mom's Best Friend".

  • Quotes

    • Ned: Because nothing is better than homework.

    • Ned: OK. First we have to work with your expression?
      Loomer: (screaming and angry) What EXPRESSION?!

    • (A pie is kicked over Coconut Head's head)
      Coconut Head: It's good!
      (Another pie is kicked and hits Coconut Head in the face)
      Coconut Head: It's coconut cream!

    • (Ned is banging on the door)
      Moze: Give it up.
      Ned: No. She said yes. It's not fair. (Music is heard playing) Cookie! Enough with the emergency radio.
      Cookie: Fine. Look emergency cheese snacks.

    • Mr. Monroe: (in a bear suit after getting hit by a trainquilizer dart) Yogi's got a booboo.

    • Moze: Think we're safe in here?
      Ned: Come on it's Gordy.
      (all start panicking)

    • Ned: What did Mr. Monroe say in bear class?
      Moze: No one's listening. Come on people you need to know this.
      Ned: Not what I was looking for.

    • Gordy: This tunnel will get you out of art class.
      Cookie: Hey aren't we on the 2nd floor?
      Gordy: Yeah so?
      (The floor breaks and they fall down a floor)
      Cookie: Maybe the school's evacuation system isn't so bad after all.
      Gordy: Yeah at least we're wearing our hard hats.
      (He's not wearing his hard hat anymore and a piece of ceiling falls down and knocks him out)

    • Cookie: The sweet smell of... study hall? Hey this is where we started!
      Gordy: Oh yeah see. There you go. (Everyone is looking at them) Sorry about that. Keep study-halling.

    • Moze: I can't do anything. I'm in a box.

    • Ned: Where's Suzie? I'm running out of time!
      Moze: You had all week to prepare for this and you're panicking now.
      Ned: At least I'm not holding a notebook to my face. You can't do anything with your hands if you're holding a notebook to your face.

    • Moze: So have you asked Suzie to the party yet?
      Ned: I'm waiting for the perfect moment.
      Moze: If you wait any longer the party will be over.

  • Notes

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