Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Season 1 Episode 1

First Day / Lockers

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Sep 12, 2004 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary


First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once.

Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie Crabgrass.


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  • Ahh the first day of school that mean summers over no and lockers

    the first episode of the show and its SURVIVAL of the first day of freakin' school which I hate but I had to go. Ned and cookie try to get in a class with Moze but she wants to spend less time with then. And Cookie wears a coat and refuses to take it off then Ned and Cookie end up in life science and Moze in Wood shop.

    Then in lockers Ned get stuck next to the smellest locker than Lisa help out. Cookie gets late to P.E and breaks her locker and is the reason she has that wood door locker.moreless
  • The first day of the seventh grade, and LOCKERS!

    The first day of the seventh grade and lets not forget, the day where you get LOCKERS! The day where you meet the bullies, the jocks, the nerds, the geeks, and the gang of seventh grade. The day where you step in middle school.

    This episode was great for a pilot, and I noticed it didn't use the word "Pilot" as the "Pilot". Anyway, I hope this showk keeps up the good work, and makes wonderful episodes and seasons. Thanks for reading my review for the series premiere (pilot) of Neds Declasified School Survival Guide (N - D - S - S - G)moreless
  • Average pilot episode.

    It was an okay beginning episode. The show would get better as it went along. Really I kind of thought Ned was kinda geeky and short for a bit. But at that point, I had no idea he would change. So I can't compare his characteristics from then and at the end of the show at that time, if you know what I mean.

    So the first episode, we meet Ned, Moze and Cookie as they begin the first day of seventh grade. We find out they all promised to take the same electives with each other but Ned and Cookie find out Moze takes another elective instead. So then Ned and Cookie find out which class Moze chose, and put themselves in that class. In the end, there is only about 10 seconds left to confirm a spot in a class, and Ned and Cookie put themselves in a full class. The solution? They take one out and put them in. But the one they take out happens to be Moze. Uh oh. All that work for nothing. Ned and Cookie end up in Life Science - ugh. Moze ends up in Woodshop, which sounds cool. I'd like to be in woodshop, or at least try.

    Lockers is okay. Ned gets the nickname "Fart Boy" when he locker neighbor is Timmy Toot Toot, the ferocious farter. Cookie gets in a jam when he is given one more chance to make it to gym class on time, dispite having a locker VERY far away. And Moze and Suzie compete for the best lockers to attract new friends that are girls. In the end, Moze builds her own wooden locker. Very creative.moreless
  • A good way to start the show.

    In First Day it's the first day of school, Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken a different class instead of the one they all wanted to take so she could separate herself from the guys. Ned and Cookie decide to try to get into the same elective as Moze with out her noticing. However Cookie accidentally takes Moze out of Life Science to make room for them and puts Moze into Woodshop. In Lockers Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep he searches for a new locker and gets one from Lisa. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie. So she makes a locker out of wood. Cookie has a locker too far away form his classes and if he misses gym one more time he will be in big trouble with Ms. Dirga. Fortunately for Cookie he makes it in time only to be hit with dodge balls.moreless
  • This is the beginning of what is know as Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. This episode was great.

    This first episode began the feud between Moze and Suzie, we find out that Cookie is half man/half computer, and we find out that Mr. Chopsaw's right hand is a fake. The first day was all about Ned and Cookie trying to get in the same elective as Moze. But in the endm they got stuck in Life Science...with a baby doll! In lockers, Moze and Suzie battle it out for the coolest locker in teh school. They go back and forth as the lockers get better and better. In the end, Moze makes a wooden locker from Woodshop and finds a couple other girls who laso like wood.moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (8)

    • After Gordy rams into Mose's locker, slams it shut and destroys everything inside, Mose opens her locker easily without even entering her combination.

    • After Moze drills the drill through the wood shop teacher's hand, they show his hand with the drill through it. However, when he's being wheeled outside, the drill is no longer there.

    • The first episode that Cookie appears. In the pilot episode, Ned has another friend named Boogie, who later on in the show plays Albert Wormenheimer.

    • They introduce the principal as Principal Finback, but in later episodes, the school's principal is named Principal Pal (Introduced in Guide to: Reading/Principals).

    • When we see Loomer in this episode, he has a taller, different Crony, rather than the curly haired one who is in the rest of the series.

    • Chopsaw claims his right hand is the prosthetic one in the earlier part of the episode, but then when Moze drills his hand, it hurts him.

      If one pays attention, they will notice that the entire time the emergency workers are wheeling him out, he is trying to convince them that it is no big deal and doesn't hurt.

    • When Moze's locker is getting destroyed because Gordy ran into it, she opens her locker and stuff is falling out every where, but a person's hand can be seen pushing her stuff out of the locker.

    • Less than a minute after the woodshop teacher talks about his "prosthetic" hand, he bends his fingers.

  • QUOTES (6)

    • Timmy Toot-toot: You wanted to see me, Mr. Sweeney?
      Sweeney: No, I didn't want to see you!
      Timmy Toot-toot: Toot toot!
      (Timmy lets it out as he leaves and Ned quickly puts on a gas mask while Sweeney coughs like mad)

    • Ned: Forget the coat, we've had classes together since the first grade, and now we won't even have one elective together. What were you thinking?
      Moze: I was thinking that I'm a girl whose two best friends are guys and maybe it's time to add a best girlfriend to the list.
      Ned: You have girl friends. (Ned pulls a random girl) You like Moze right?
      Girl: Yeah, hey Jennifer.
      Ned: (Ned pushes the girl away) See!
      Moze: Yeah but I'm thinking of best girl friend. You know, someone to talk about clothes, secrets, boys. (crickets chirping) Braiding hair!
      Cookie: Oh, I can braid hair.
      Moze & Ned: Don't admit that.

    • Cookie: We gotta sign in Art to be with Moze. (starts to leave)
      Ned: Wait! (short pause as Moze walks off) Now!

    • Claire: Claire Sawyer, future lawyer.
      (Hands Ned her business card)
      Ned: Claire, I've known you since Pre-K.

    • Ned: If you decide to get a new do before school starts, get it at least two weeks before school. A last minute mom job could earn you a nickname you don't want.
      (Coconut Head walks up beside Ned)
      Loomer: Hey, look, it's Coconut Head!

    • Ned: Take that coat off you're gonna get heat stroke.
      Cookie: No way! Chicks dig the fluffy coat.

  • NOTES (3)

    • Tips

      First Day: Avoid overstuffing backpack. Get a haircut 2 weeks early.
      Avoid mom crying when you leave home.
      Stay together with electives.
      No class is ever full...
      Get teacher approval.
      Be ready for surprises.(DON'T PANIC!)
      And don't wear the fluffy coat.

      Lockers: Sit closest to the door... you can avoid the crowd.
      Use the "Fast Walk."
      Keep your locker clean, there can be some unexpected guests.
      Use "The One Way", when you go to your locker and sometime in the past you've done your first two codes, so you only have to do one code.

    • Moze now has a locker door made of wood for the rest of the series.

    • Originally aired in October, 2003 with Stephan Markham as "Boogie." Recast with Daniel Lee as "Cookie."


    • James K. Polk: The middle school Ned, Cookie and Moze go to is named after the 11th US President James K. Polk.

    • Jenifer "Moze" Mosely is probably named for Henry Mosely, an English physicist born in the year 1887.

    • Ms. Dirga: "I don't care if your locker's on the Ice Planet of Hoth" Cookie can't get to gym on time because his locker is too far away. Dirga tells him that she doesn't care if his locker is on the Ice Planet of Hoth. Hoth is the snowy planet at the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back from the Star Wars series.